We are all Elon Musk now @schwern
It was fun, but I'm getting off this rocket before it explodes. https://t.co/QB0AsuTOPp Portland, OR, USA Joined August 2007-
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Twitter might have had a breach. Now's a good time to change your password, reset your one-time-password, and get a new backup code. linkedin.com/posts/alon-gal…
Elon is the entitled Fucking New Guy who thinks they know better than the people who have been holding it together for years. And he's been editing code in production alone on a Sunday.
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We are all Elon Musk now retweeted
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Mollywood: We've all been a little unclear on the concept ... mollywood.substack.com/p/weve-all-bee…
We are all Elon Musk now retweeted
A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.
"It's a truth; social media posting is hard to face. Books don't ban other books. I just want to post my famous, easy insta-graham cracker pie recipes." -- John Mast O'Don
Haven't seriously used this in years. My feed is unrecognizable. - Someone I follow. - Someone someone I follow follows. - Someone someone I follow follows. - A tweet someone I follow replied to. - Promoted. - Someone someone I follow follows. - A tweet someone I follow liked.
We are all Elon Musk now retweeted
full quote is "Nec audiendi qui solent dicere, vox populi, vox dei, quum tumultuositas vulgi semper insaniae proxima sit.” it translates to: "Do not listen to those who say the voice of the people is the voice of God, since the tumult of the crowd is always close to madness."
I, for one, welcome the imminent return of the Fail Whale.
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
@Cobratate @GretaThunberg You own 33 cars. Greta owns 1 Andrew Tate.
@Cobratate @GretaThunberg you spent your life training to fight only to get your face kicked in by a teenage girl with one sentence well done tater
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@clairewillett Reg Barkley, Engineer, USS Enterprise
@clairewillett Might work out, might not, but would be entertaining every step of the way.
please reply to this tweet with a gif of a fictional character who would be absolutely fucking terrible at running Twitter but would still probably do a better job than Elon Musk I'll go first
@clairewillett Jason Mantzoukas in anything
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my favorite kind of free speech is when it costs $8 and you’re not allowed to say anything
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