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I was playing GTA online and crashed my car when an NPC screamed "What's happening?!" You don't know how badly I wanted to scream back bloodcurdlingly "NOT MUCH!!!"
I rush, in a hurry to use the bathroom. I'm six beers deep. Alas, it's occupied. I rush in anyway. "Open up," I say. I follow this with the n word, but it's at least with a soft a,
One of my favorite facts about fruit is that blueberries are blue - a stark contrast to raspberries, which are the elegant color Rasp
A little Pantera with some beers... A little Eyehategod with some weed and/or heroin...
I saw a wet piece of toilet paper in the bathroom and I picked it up in a panic because I thought at first glance that it was a glob of my cum inflated and risen like pizza dough.
Hey it's me. Your favorite pal Jack King Off.
war of the worlds is a perfect movie because 0% on rotten tomatoes means that this tomato's not rotten at all
Second day of thinking up a brand new character: Chinese Crash
Just smoke some weed and play some Descenders bro lol
Good Morning, Captain
Walked by a snake in my house like 10 times today without realizing it's a snake
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