ScratchpadMD @scratchpadMD
Medical humor and satire. Random thoughts from a trauma surgery dude at a hospital near you. and gifs, lots of gifs. Joined July 2018-
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Can we all agree that the LLQ is the least favorite quadrant?
Pretty upset that Zillow isn't having any major Black Friday sales on the houses I'm looking at.
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“Mr. Smith, can you tell me where you are right now?” Mr. Smith: “Hell.” [typing progress note]: 𝘗𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥.
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When a med student genuinely tells me they’re interested in becoming a surgeon.
Scratchpad, MD, FACS Got some more letters. Soon I will be able to complete the whole alphabet with my email signature. #ACSCC23
Guess I need to dust off the ol Twitter handle before going to #ACSCC23 next week.
"I think the patient has an infection." "What makes you say that?" The blood smear:
Mental note: don’t use bovies on the bovine
Coming back to Twitter after a 6mo break during an epic downtime… and I think I’ll go back to the downtime.
“The mask mandate is over; you aren’t required to wear a mask in public any more” Me:
Dear Wordle: can we return to a 4th grade reading level again? These AP English words are hard.
I never thought I would encounter a gif for a inguinal scrotal hernia, but here we are.
Can’t believe they had 50 cent show up and perform mid super bowl half time show in steep trendelenburg
You don’t intimidate me, you aren’t the loop of henle.
Nothing on this planet is stronger than the bond between orthopedic surgeons and their Stryker reps.
“Lean in to get a better look at this dissection.” The surgery resident inched closer. The neurosurgery resident 2.54 sontimetered closer.
“How would you characterize the fluid that was drained from the abscess?” Me:
Well yea, I’ve seen IR put a drain in an abscess too.
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