scrubs&mascara @scrubsndmascara
Joined February 2017-
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Hospital is back to 0 visitation. Time to break out the inappropriate badge reels.
Normalize actually have to wait in the waiting room for non emergencies.
Pt requested “blood work for herpes because I just went to New York and who knows what you can get from breathing that air”. #icant
Pt checked in for spraying himself down with weed killer for the last 2 weeks because he has scabies. 🤦🏽♀️
I kind of forgot about my account. But I never posted that pre COVID I passed my CEN. 🎉🎉
My patient told me I probably enjoyed putting her in restraints. Told her actually, no. It’s a lot of paper work. Then she started screaming at me, paper work bitch!! 🙄
We aren’t essential. We are just bodies. Run & tell that.
Life will forever be divided into “before covid” & “after covid.” Before covid, ED violence was one of the biggest threats to healthcare workers’ safety. The world has dramatically changed. journals.lww.com/em-news/fullte…
It’s almost been a year since I’ve been on here. ER life has kept me busy. Best decision I ever made. & so thankful for the people I have met on this journey. 🏥🚒🚑🚁❤️
Got 20% off my new @Leatherman Raptor shears. 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Yes, I get excited over little things. 😂
Just thanking whoever is out there for him not coding on me. All 210kg’s of him. 😭
Sat on a post cardiac arrest in the ER for 5 hours. Maintaining BP on 2 vasopressors and on Heparin gtt. I’m not an ICU nurse for a reason!! Reason #4625278 these doctors make me contemplate quitting my job!
Drunk & “Unintentional” ingested kid says that someone threw 2 pills in his mouth and I yelled “Kobeeeee” 🤷🏽♀️
Wish people would stop posting Snapchat videos while driving, before they become my next trauma patient. 🤷🏽♀️
Say it louder for the people in the back!! 👏🏼👏🏼
Say it louder for the people in the back!! 👏🏼👏🏼
So at night we have to have the police officer on duty go with us to sign out a turkey sandwich for patients?! Wtf!!! Thanks for pissing off my psych patients even more. Oh and on-duty Officer has nothing better today!?
No IMC I didn’t do the patient med rec I was too busy trying to manage his heart rate of 170. 😡
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Can you all please stop dumping hydrogen peroxide on your wounds please?
You know what the worst thing is? Taking your baby/toddler to someone’s house who isn’t baby proofed because all I do is chase him around making sure he doesn’t accidentally break things or dig in their trash 🥴 not much of a fun visit
The answer is: METHYLENE BLUE! Barbicide is a disinfectant used by barbers for their combs/shears/etc. It contains a few ingredients, one of which is SODIUM NITRITE which can cause methemoglobinemia! Antidote = methylene blue (I usually start with 1-2mg/kg IV)
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board? Me: Yes I’m an ER Doc. Of course I can help! *grabs mic*: IS THERE A NURSE ON BOARD?
Okay but just how much they look alike …. Is really creepy
I miss the hoarding toilet paper phase. At least that was a little bit funny.
Hospital is back to 0 visitation. Time to break out the inappropriate badge reels.
When applying for a new job I hate the question of “why are you leaving your current job?”
I took my best friends maternity photos 2 days ago and he happened to decide to come into the world last night at 37 weeks. Talk about perfect timing, and such a perfect little man. 🥺💗
Idk what’s worse going to a doctors appointment or an oil change 😭😭😭😭😭
If you’re in competition with anybody but yourself you’re a weirdo looooool
Its incredible how much hospitals desperately need us nurses but how fucking little they are willing to do to keep us
@megsandbacon2 I told Jon he never posted me and then he posted this picture. So now I never ask 🙃
If any girl were to try and scroll Patrick’s Instagram to find if he had a girlfriend, they’d 100% be convinced he’s single. Why? Because in the 2.5 years we’ve been together he’s posted ONE picture with me, and it’s when we caught a fish at the same time. 🙄
Staffing in Emergency Rooms is very bad right now. VERY BAD. And if we face another surge I’m not sure what they’re going to do.
me: “why are you admitting patient x?” doc: “because his alcohol is 400. I cant discharge someone with an ETOH that high” me:
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