sean hogge @seanhogge

cbgb.seanhogge.com KC, MO Joined June 2009

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"Psychologists say that, if you don’t know who the social vampire is in your friendship group, there’s a very high chance it’s you." No, Kayleigh Dray, they don't. Also please learn when a comma, is actually needed.

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sean hogge @seanhogge

5 years ago

The ultimate celebration will be releasing immigrant families from chain link cages and telling the world that our French statue isn't a farce any more. Honk and dance, then rest. We've got some shit to unfuck.

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sean hogge @seanhogge

5 years ago

Judith destroys both Rowling and Ferber here in a way that I've always wished I could. If Ferber is playing devil's advocate here, it's a brilliant sacrifice to let the genius of Butler apply its edge to TERF bullshit.

The New Statesman @NewStatesman

5 years ago

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sean hogge @seanhogge

5 years ago

Things that happened in 1880-1899 happened "in the 1800s." Why does everyone act like I'm being dramatic when I talk about the things I did "in the 1900s?"

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sean hogge @seanhogge

5 years ago

Water is to horses as facts are to racists.

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Mark Hamill @MarkHamill

6 years ago

I know the feeling, but at least this guy was able hear the disturbing news & still manage to keep his hand intact.🖐️ #AvoidingAmputation

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sean hogge @seanhogge

6 years ago

I wonder if the closest a man can get to the understanding the female experience is by saying something then having someone else immediately say the exact same thing but with two or three times as many words and watching everyone nod at his sage advice.

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sean hogge @seanhogge

6 years ago

I'm learning to be an optimist. When a woman says I'm intimidating, she's still connecting me and "dating" in the same thought.

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sean hogge @seanhogge

6 years ago

Software development is maybe the only job where you work for hours to get a different error and consider this a massive success. But only because dating women isn't a "job," as I keep getting told (during performance reviews). Hash tag mixed signals.

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sean hogge @seanhogge

6 years ago

Scientific data cannot have compassion; those who practice science must. @neiltyson is not intelligent enough to speak on topics outside his domain, and he should be treated accordingly.

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sean hogge @seanhogge

6 years ago

Programmers love short names, like calling ! a "bang." I propose: != is "bangsame", =~ is "equiggle", !~ is "bangle" (bang wiggle), == is "BNP" (I have British friends), and === is "twoface." Please use these new terms this week during your code reviews.

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sean hogge @seanhogge

6 years ago

Awesome. Looks like @Google is hiring a developer that knows how to handle CORS policies? Or maybe they're worried about an overflow on their bank's account value column since this occurred on a payment page...

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Steve Berczuk @sberczuk

7 years ago

I wish that people used the same degree of skepticism with amateur opinions they agree with as expert options they don’t.

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sean hogge @seanhogge

7 years ago

Being self-taught means you will often feel like a shaman among neurosurgeons. It's a confusing blend of imposter syndrome and that dream where you show up to school in your underwear. #AutodidacticCopingTactics