rachel @seasonal_menu
I’m ten years old, tv is my life Joined June 2012-
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much respect to the guy at the pharmacy drop off that just slammed down his prescription and shouted LORAZEPAM like he was ordering a beer at a bar
I asked my husband if he’s ever seen the movie girl interrupted and he said yes I think so, Cristina Aguilera is in that right? and began to describe Cristina Aguilera in the moulin rouge music video from 2001
have you heard of this dish known as “chicken Caesar salad”, wow! tried it today for the first time can’t recommend enough.
being a flight attendant is crazy; where else but the sky could you apply the skills of a waitress, hostess, announcer, actor and garbage man in one job
take my money
Hot beverage acting season is peaking right now. That empty to go coffee cup is actually piping hot and filled to the brim. Sip sip sip. Ahh.
not to be controversial but the person who invented auto play and the person who decided every streaming app needs their own custom sound upon opening should be shot into outer space
didn’t realize there was a new twitter update where every three posts is a bot ad for the same bra
he’s good now
the little mermaid was a hoarder and she had an entire ocean to store all her junk which really worked in her favor, shame she threw that all away for a guy
going food shopping without a list is a great way to come home with a bunch of ingredients you thought made sense at the time but ends up being like a fucked up guys grocery games challenge
a virtual reality game where all you do is go to tower records and sift through posters, maybe also picking up a magazine or two on your way to the checkout
my brain trying to process planning my sons first birthday
she press my apple until i'm in cider
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I just realized my slack status for the last hour has said “hot dog” because I was searching for the hot dog emoji so I could note that I was at lunch but I just typed “hot dog” as my status and then it just gave me that lil 💬 guy as the emoji. Everyone’s slackin me “hot dog”
sorry but i was feeling romantic
Tomorrow, CARRIE turns 50. Hard to believe I’m alive to see it.
@seasonal_menu to me this is girl interrupted
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@seasonal_menu it's got it all. salt, chicken, some lettuce, fish, bread
@seasonal_menu it's insane you've never had one before today
Whoa mama
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