semopt @semopt
Read good books Support non-AI comedy 1900hottdogg and ex-Cracked writers, Podcasts that don’t rhyme with Roe Schmogan, pickled Quail eggs, and other stuff. notawebsite.com SE Missouri Joined January 2015-
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FOX (“EDITS THE TAPES”) NEWS MUST CANCEL THEIR WEEKEND STINKERS IMMEDIATELY!!! THEY ARE VERY DISHONEST AND ALL THEY DO IS TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (AND MANY SAY THE MOST HANDSOME IN HISTORY, THANK YOU!). LARA TRUMP’S “SHOW” IS A TOTAL DISASTER. NO…
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I was enjoying Alien: Earth until it became clear they were going to criticize corporations and focus on a short-haired female. Go woke, go broke!
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Important post: These are the people that Israel wants you to believe are stealing aid. I posted about this a few days ago. These people are from a big family in Gaza who work to secure aid and commercial trucks. You saw them on the trucks. Israel told you they were Hamas…
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Alexa show me a scene where everyone involved with this goes to prison. Include Spider-Man for some reason.
Alexa show me a scene where everyone involved with this goes to prison. Include Spider-Man for some reason.
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I wore a headscarf to honor a fallen Muslim NYPD officer at his funeral. Respecting a grieving family’s faith is “wut” leaders and anyone with basic decency would do.
I wore a headscarf to honor a fallen Muslim NYPD officer at his funeral. Respecting a grieving family’s faith is “wut” leaders and anyone with basic decency would do.
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ICU Doc here. Opioid overdoses don’t look like this. You physically can’t absorb fentanyl from an “exposure” like this. Another clue is that people who are actually overdosing don’t shout “I need narcan.” The medical term for this is a panic attack.
ICU Doc here. Opioid overdoses don’t look like this. You physically can’t absorb fentanyl from an “exposure” like this. Another clue is that people who are actually overdosing don’t shout “I need narcan.” The medical term for this is a panic attack.
August desperately needs a holiday, something to help us get through, maybe specifically celebrated with ice cream and other cold desserts. I suggest calling it RIWBAF Day (pronounced roobaff, stands for Remember It Won't Be August Forever) but open to ideas.
#hetrumpedus Great use of A1 I love that Paramount basically paid them about a billion dollars and they have that F-U money to do whatever they want. Including THIS 🤣 The PSA contains synthetic media youtu.be/Afetnw70S04?si… via @YouTube
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dont think i really understood the concept of national humiliation an hour ago
dont think i really understood the concept of national humiliation an hour ago
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There’s still poetry on the internet
Real authors probably don't celebrate random-ass milestones like this but the new book has over 10k ratings on Goodreads. I mean can you imagine Ernest Hemingway or David Foster Wallace celebrating this kind of thing
If you’re making a movie for guys, throw in a hugging scene
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Who agrees with Wanda Sykes? 🖐️
I’ve never seen it so it doesn’t exist OR How I learned to stop worrying and love the idiots
I’ve never seen it so it doesn’t exist OR How I learned to stop worrying and love the idiots
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Incredible job from Tim. "Could you take some time to vaguely insult the media?"
Incredible job from Tim. "Could you take some time to vaguely insult the media?"
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“KingTrumpPope”
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THE GREAT AMERICAN BRAINWASH: How Russia, Algorithms, and Trump Turned MAGA Into a Digital Cult "Nothing vast enters the life of mortals without a curse." — Sophocles THE EXPERIMENT For 9 years, researchers studied 350,000+ MAGA social media interactions to answer one question:…
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That is not what 86 means
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