sex&socialdistancing @sexsocialdista1
In this age of social distancing is casual sex still an option? And is he hot or does he just have a lot of hand sanitizer? Joined March 2020-
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Quarantine has me for real fantasizing about Ted Mosby
The best part about virtual dating: no pants required
How can we expect guys to accurately measure 6 ft? They can’t even measure 6 inches
Can we get some crotchless hazmat suits made?
Day 10 of #SocialDistancing : do I want a dick pic?
Perks of #SocialDistanacing : I’m becoming a great sexter
You guys keep complaining about not going to the gym but honestly if #workingfromhome means I can work on my summer tan early this year... bring on the color covid!
Do i, a: masturbate for 8 weeks or b:risk infection to get some strange I’m young with no pre-existing conditions so does it matter anyway?
It’s time to lower our standards, find a little corona cutie and ride this shit out. #coronacutie
Shaker Samman @ShakerSamman
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azad omar n. @namaz_ie
423 Followers 1K Following 📚 virtual trans guy, poet, memory worker, and librarian/archivist in training
Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face
I love those five sweet seconds in the morning when I forgot that there’s a global pandemic
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