Colin Sharpe @sharpethoughts

I was considered for Host of the Oscars this year. Came down to me and Judd Hirsch. Things got so competitive that we got into a brawl in front of the academy, and our offers were rescinded. The bad news is they gave it to Conan. The good news is Judd and I are still friends.

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Colin Sharpe @sharpethoughts

9 months ago

I can't get that "Come on ladies, come on ladies, One Pound Fish" song out of my head. It's driving me crazy. Should have never saw A Complete Unknown.

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Colin Sharpe @sharpethoughts

9 months ago

Help is finally on the way! It took 32 years, but @hwinkler4real has given Mrs Doubtfire the seal of approval we were all waiting for! 👏👏

Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real

9 months ago

Help is finally on the way! It took 32 years, but @hwinkler4real has given Mrs Doubtfire the seal of approval we were all waiting for! 👏👏

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Colin Sharpe @sharpethoughts

9 months ago

Did you know that Keira Knightley was only 6 years old when she shot Love Actually?

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Colin Sharpe @sharpethoughts

9 months ago

It's crazy that no other movie has been able to top the animation of The Polar Express.

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Colin Sharpe @sharpethoughts

10 months ago

Just found out @taylorswift13 was in Toronto. If I knew, I would have bought tix.

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Colin Sharpe @sharpethoughts

12 months ago

I had no idea that Arnold Palmer's penis was attached to such an impressive golfer.

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Colin Sharpe @sharpethoughts

a year ago

I am extremely angry that the second Joker movie isn't exactly the same as the first Joker movie.

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Colin Sharpe @sharpethoughts

a year ago

Say what you want about @JDVance, you gotta admit, he's a good looking guy. Say what you want about Tim Walz, you gotta admit, he's a good looking guy.