Definitely Not Elon Musk @shawn_pm

Pizza expert, user experience enthusiast, graphic design critic, and Product Manager extraordinaire. he/him/his Joined March 2014

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Definitely Not Elon Musk @shawn_pm

3 years ago

It doesn't make me a Karen that I'm returning and refusing to pay for the tataki you didn't know how to cook. To those who think no one is allowed to make complaints about legitimately shitty service anymore: that's a you problem that you don't get to inflict on the world.

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Definitely Not Elon Musk @shawn_pm

3 years ago

You want to control the out of control fatcats causing this inflation? Populate a few pikes outside corporate HQs with the heads of those who took the record bonuses and approved the record margins. Violence is absolutely an answer.

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Definitely Not Elon Musk @shawn_pm

3 years ago

Controversial opinion: I feel like the compensation for flying middle seat is you get both armrests.

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Definitely Not Elon Musk @shawn_pm

3 years ago

You can use this for free, junior execs of the retail space. Here's the pitch to your leaders: Cut your prices 15%, campaign through marketing that you did it to combat inflation. Roll in the extra dough generated by every customer flocking to you.

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Definitely Not Elon Musk @shawn_pm

3 years ago

Watched The Black Phone last night and Barbarian tonight. Both very well crafted and executed. Neither particularly scary, but definitely wield that "no don't go in there!!" emotional control very well. Quite enjoyable. Or maybe I'm a disturbed person.

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Definitely Not Elon Musk @shawn_pm

3 years ago

Yet another week the House didn't pass the Sunshine Act, the one bill on God's Earth literally every American supports. Is it the most critical? No. Is it an absolute layup worth knocking out? Hell yes.

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Definitely Not Elon Musk @shawn_pm

3 years ago

Cops are getting caught left and right misbehaving, so states are going to outlaw recording them. In honor of that we should no longer be testing code; all changes go directly to prod.

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Definitely Not Elon Musk @shawn_pm

3 years ago

Why don't people understand that if they pack my calendar I don't have time to work? And further, why do they think taking it down to "just" a meeting every 2 hours solves that problem? Code is creative writing. It's incompatible with context switching.

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Definitely Not Elon Musk @shawn_pm

3 years ago

Think of all the things people have known to be true throughout history. Then, after consideration, tell me again how sure you are about what the "truth" is.