Shaz @shazismental
All seeing, all knowing sagacious muse (yet humble and approachable). Me interests are meself, me dog Ripper, eatin Shapes and JUSTICE! Gold Coast, Australia Joined August 2012-
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Just wrote the headline of my career: "You're terrible, Muir et al."
"I weep for the Philippines. If only it was thinner and ate more steamed vegetables." From #GwynethPaltrow's Diary
There are two tips of people in this world: those who are asparagus and those who aren't.
Scientific proof that the film #Mental is good for your health: bit.ly/1ceHwQE Download it now Ted Cruz before it's too late!
Just for the record my P.G.P (Preferred Gender Pronoun) is 'Sir.'
Why do they call it Blow Job? I mean very few of us get paid for our trouble. #MysteriesOfLife
Arctic sea ice has shrunk to a record low and scientists predict an ice-free arctic by - OMG! JENNIFER ANISTON HAS CHANGED HER HAIR!!
Brave #VanityFair: pausing in it's rim job of all celebrities to take down ever popular Gwyneth Paltrow and criticize her hair or something.
"I cannot stand to look at you," said the sickly, white haired Angel of Death.
Goodness Mr. Boehner, just have the courage to fall on Ted Cruz's pointy head... I mean your sword. #DoAMishimaBoehner
Shaz retweeted
Good luck to all my friends at the sex awards
"If I don't destroy the country the terrorists win" - John Boehner on Meet the Press Who Were All Terrified of John Boehner
"Where the fuck's my Panda Cam? Oh... I will make this great sacrifice for the good of America." - Donald Trump, brave American.
"I swear that Harry Corbett had his hand up me for years" - Sooty in court.
Oh, c'mon, nerds...I knew you were gonna get Afflecked the day they cast Anne Hathaway as Catwoman #someoscarwinnersjustplainsuck
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