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shel @shellsyeahh

I'm the funniest person I know. Joined May 2011
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shel @shellsyeahh

3 years ago

I wish I could put my memories into a jar to look back on as clearly as the day they happened.

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shel @shellsyeahh

3 years ago

Sometimes I think about how my daughter is close to the same age I was when I wanted to run away from home.. scary to realize just how young I was.

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shel @shellsyeahh

4 years ago

Whoops. Forgot Twitter existed again. Not that anyone cares.

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shel @shellsyeahh

4 years ago

Apparently not everyone knows this.. so you know how you turn your high beams on and leave them on when there are other cars driving towards you on the road? That's fucked up, and you're stupid. Stop it.

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shel @shellsyeahh

4 years ago

The fact that my guinea pigs can tell who to beg for treats by the sound of their footsteps still trips me out. #guineapig

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shel @shellsyeahh

4 years ago

I do drink water.. I just prefer it heated and filtered through my coffee pot first..

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shel @shellsyeahh

4 years ago

My husband told me his coworker was going to comicon.. so I convinced him to buy us tickets too. #comicon

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shel @shellsyeahh

4 years ago

When people don't realize you grew up in the Myspace/Tumblr days and try to insult you on Instagram. 😂 #whohurtyou

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shel @shellsyeahh

4 years ago

My kind of problem solving is getting a tattoo of my biggest fear so I have to look at it every day. #inktherapy

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shel @shellsyeahh

4 years ago

Does drinking half a bottle of water right before your appointment allow you to tell your doctor that yes, you do drink water? #askingforafriend

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shel @shellsyeahh

4 years ago

Is Twitter still that place that everyone logs every thought from their day? Or is it cooler now? #dontfollowme

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shel @shellsyeahh

4 years ago

When you're better at taking care of your kids than you are at taking care of yourself.. #mommyissues #selfcare

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shel @shellsyeahh

4 years ago

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