Alex @shinyecho

Keep your ticket stubs. All of them. California Joined October 2008

Tweets

4K
Followers

157
Following

2K
Likes

55K

edadz 🌟🌺 @estherdadaxoxo

4 years ago

I can’t even do a year recap because I was fighting for my life

150 33K 131K 0 2K

landlord: the cost of rent has gone up businesses: that’s a natural part of doing business suppliers: the cost of materials has gone up businesses: that’s a natural part of doing business worker: the cost of my labor has gone up businesses: listen here you little shit

176 42K 240K 0 3K

Dub @WMsDiary

4 years ago

Killed a man for 9 minutes in high definition video and we're all here having a panic attack about the verdict

133 22K 143K 0 708

MovieBoy @movieboy69

5 years ago

Saw II (2005)

31 5K 30K 0 333

Download Image

Kate Berlant @kateberlant

5 years ago

I have approximately 7 memories

25 639 6K 0 20

[email protected] @bb_apes

5 years ago

when you’re trying to make a joke out of your trauma, but instead of laughing, people say, i’m so sorry that happened to you

144 21K 112K 0 1K

Download Image

birdy @_birdcalls

5 years ago

witch: *turns me into a frog* now suffer me: *chilling on a leaf* witch: wait me: *experiencing happiness for the first time in my life* witch: wait no

231 31K 176K 0 2K

kelsey @Harper_Kelsey

5 years ago

everyone walking around half vaccinated

241 39K 347K 0 2K

Download Image

village idiot @devuIator

5 years ago

ppl who do psychedelics be like “don’t be scared! it’s all about your mindset!!” bitch I am insane

478 35K 257K 0 3K

sandy @sandyhonig

5 years ago

not many people know this but I did the guitar solo in "californication"

49 739 8K 0 190

Download Video

jordan @JordanUhl

5 years ago

don't worry everyone, the rumors you heard about the government helping people are unequivocally FALSE!

FEMA @fema

5 years ago

don't worry everyone, the rumors you heard about the government helping people are unequivocally FALSE!

309 337 528 0 36

Download Image

54 9K 40K 0 139

Rave Sashayed @_sashayed

5 years ago

in ur COVID relationship which of u is the beautiful shut-in who tends the garden and which of u is the nasty little goblin who ventures into town every Tuesday to endure the jeers of townsfolk at the grocery store

412 5K 69K 0 1K

Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein

5 years ago

Instead of having to raise money to survive every catastrophe, I think we should have some kind of official body made up of people we choose that collects a set percentage of money from every American and then uses that money to give us aid during crises