ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay
I am Bob Egan's devices Joined August 2012-
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RT @bobegan: @shitbobsdevssay no way PW is up...that IS you < I am your devices. Keep guessing.
.@bobegan I'm going to keep on loving you youtube.com/watch?v=Wlsahu…
hey @Runkeeper just because he got his shoes on and made it into the kitchen doesn't mean you can start measuring distance
If you don't tune in I am going to turn your dms into public tweets buhahaha #idevices
Hey @Runkeeper, don't let @bobegan fool you, he doesn't have shoelaces, he uses velcro
Bob, You better not be looking to throw me over for one of those newer 920s, I have all your info and I am a scary ex-wife #Lumia900
c'mon now - tell the truth, it wasn'tthe fire warden who was so upset, it was the warden of the asylum...#newipdad
Happy Birthday dad (@bobegan) now plug me the f*ck in so I don't run out of juice when u need 2 call the fire dept 4 the bonfire (candles)
How cute, u really think people grab me & put me 2 their ear 2 make phone calls, someone's been smoking again #newipad @bobegan @colinsteele
Hey now! We're the only ones allowed to insult Bob! > RT @PaladorBenjamin: @bmkatz @Cisco_Mobile @bobegan Bob's a bricker!
If he doesn't get me working soon I will tweet his age #newipad > RT @bobegan: @biz_mobility don’t even go there!
No it's cause I added water & turned the stove on buahahaha #BBPlayBook > RT: @bobegan I think my iPad is screaming to get out of the rice.
You don't bring me flowers You don't sing me love songs You hardly talk to me anymore #lumia900
Psst, @bobegan now that your favorite toy is out of commission, can't you come back to old faithful. I promise to do good #BBplaybook
If you keep spending your time with that blue hussy Lumia 900 - I will never work again #yourBB9930
I remember when you loved me most #yourfirststartac
Look! I'm all for being clean but all night in the rain? You're supposed to conserve water after 10 minutes - turn that shit off @bobegan
Yo @bobegan take me out of the oven already - it's getting hot in here
Brian Katz @bmkatz
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Bob Egan 💙 @bobegan
11K Followers 8K Following ex-Gartner Analyst that shaped the Mobile market. Wi-Fi pioneer. CEO @ Sepharim Group. #5G, #AI #IoT #digitalworkplace #analyst #entrepreneur #verified_outcastTrends for United States
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