rube goldberg MAID machine @shittyprogram
ive got rot on my shit im straight up sloughing it off im disintegrating ilovemyautisticwife Joined September 2018-
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so is her legal name just Eve or is it Evelyn or whatever so they left “Eve Jobs” on the table if she wanted it but no pressure
so is her legal name just Eve or is it Evelyn or whatever so they left “Eve Jobs” on the table if she wanted it but no pressure
why is my whole timeline pregnant women
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I am looking for three thousand of my closest friends
I recently purchased a dumb-phone bun in my dreams for work and travel and now it’s recurring in almost every dream???
just remembered I read My Year of Rest and Relaxation and spent 3 minutes trying to recollect the specifics beyond “protagonist finds peace in being a really really bad friend and completely torches her family history because frankly those things are too hard”
got ready and drank the preworkout that makes you feel ants under your skin for a run only to be informed i am a stupid chud and not very well liked and am not to go anywhere
oh yeah, it’s all coming together
another cool benefit of my garmin is that i feel less like a fat slob just ate a danish instead of some cheese and fruit, but something about how i look in only sweatpants and a garmin reassures me also nice to see my low resting heart rate and recent PB displayed
fuck bonepressed we measuring butthole to tip
i think i’m going to just post garbage on my priv for a week before i let anyone know what it is
the lion is honestly a bit distressed when the small garmin lets him know he is washed
shitting is a zone 1 activity
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