shmoothe @shmooth
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy! Turn back its orrible 👀 Joined January 2010-
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LIVE SCENES: Angela Rayner has resigned.
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Robotic Reeves is in need of er .. er repair
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Spot on they are crooks in suits
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What are the odds of a cat falling on your head and knocking you out and then a dog with shoes coming to see if you’re ok?😂
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Good nickname for him😂
“Resigns” my arse. Hopefully it’ll be the plug hole effect and the rest of the muppets will follow suit.
Yep, fuck the lot of em!!!👍
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NEW‼️ The Labour leader of Peterborough council, Dennis Jones, has RESIGNED after calling grooming gang victims "white trash" in leaked messages.
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Legend, planes trains and automobiles was quality 👌
Legend, planes trains and automobiles was quality 👌
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Goodnight 🌙
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I Say BLB I Bloody Say TICKLED Old No.2 WATT 🤣🤣🤣👌
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- i dragged him out of bed screaming this morning. he made himself sick,he even shit himself to try and get out of going back to school. - shame. you’d expect better given he’s head teacher…
Why does happy Mondays spring to mind?? 🤣🤣🤣
Why does happy Mondays spring to mind?? 🤣🤣🤣
If you had a property in Chelsea with that attached? It’d put at least another £15k on the price. Promise you.👀😤
If you had a property in Chelsea with that attached? It’d put at least another £15k on the price. Promise you.👀😤
My mum had one and I’m still absolutely fascinated with the mechanism’s today.👍👍
My mum had one and I’m still absolutely fascinated with the mechanism’s today.👍👍
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Amazing. An Emirates pilot on the way to Dubai has just got 4 in a row on the win line. I bet it's still spitting out coins even now. Well done!
Which one is the lady? 👀
They’ve fucked up their sandcastles?
They’ve fucked up their sandcastles?
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