caleb @short_man_syn

all the catholic guilt, none of the liturgy he / they Joined March 2012

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Dwayne Johnson @TheRock

15 years ago

Just got word that will shock the world - Land of the free...home of the brave DAMN PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!

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Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins

a year ago

You either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain.

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Knowledge Fight @knowledge_fight

2 years ago

This has nothing to do with anything, but on yesterday's show Alex lit up a cigarette in studio to pretend to be Rod Serling and try to convince Marc Morano that he was cool

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caleb @short_man_syn

2 years ago

i love smut

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P @theminabean

2 years ago

No that’s not my ex that’s one of my Old Classics™️

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caleb @short_man_syn

2 years ago

my life is everything i thought it shouldn’t be and everything i was worried it would become because for 50 seconds i thought there was monsters on the world

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ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate

3 years ago

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ccwrld @ccwrrld

3 years ago

@melodystrawbb I’m jus tryna figure out how u n your bf murder someone n a month later u on twitter posting in his exs hat LMAO

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caleb @short_man_syn

3 years ago

rightfully accused, wrongfully acquitted

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Ben @urbenist

3 years ago

Just watched Brokeback Mountain

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filth @_dirtyd3an

3 years ago

“I served in Iraq” cool I serve in America

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hannah louise @hannahlouisef

3 years ago

on my Rudolph shit today (red nose, widely regarded as inadequate by my peers)

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Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy

3 years ago

I tried to argue that Hallmark-style Christmas movies are inherently republican propaganda and it’s the most viscerally upset my friends have ever gotten but ya know what I STAND BY IT