shrek @shrekthinks

shrek thoughts 420 Joined October 2014

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Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3

11 years ago

I've always wanted to be in a milk commercial , it is my only dream

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shrek @shrekthinks

11 years ago

shrek Is a fun king loser. Good bye .

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shrek @shrekthinks

11 years ago

"@SNCKPCK: u mean the world 2 me!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yes

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Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3

11 years ago

If I was a dog I would just get a job & live on my own

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

11 years ago

If Picasso were reincarnated I wonder if he’d return as a flounder, or other fish with both eyes on the same side of its head

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shrek @shrekthinks

11 years ago

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tzvi @bestnewuser

11 years ago

i sometimes crazy glue banana peels around my hips to hopefully spur hawaiian appreciation in my neighbors and friends

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Queso @djbitchtits

11 years ago

finish ur dabs or ur guna b late 4 school

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the it getter @impimeok

11 years ago

i love stenches, they hang in the air the aroma of them. wow

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shrek @shrekthinks

11 years ago

i got all the bitches in the swemp

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shrek @shrekthinks

11 years ago

wheres my swemp

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Churmelon @churmelon

11 years ago

Fuck with churmelon you know he got it

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shrek @shrekthinks

11 years ago

shrek to the left

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