guy cleaning a diner bathroom let me walk in but said “no poo poo” and I very seriously nodded and assured him “no poo poo”
@shutupmikeginn One time I was in Madrid, and a shopkeeper let me use his bathroom if “no poo poo.” I have IBS and was in a dire situation, so I did what I had to do. 20 seconds in he begins shaking the door with rage and nearly tearing the wall down because of poo poo. Bought a water and ran
@shutupmikeginn I was in line for the loo on a train crowded with football men. Guy in front of me offers to let me go first, asks me if I'm doing a number 1 or a number 2. I honestly assure him it's only a number 1, then proceed to do the biggest no. 2 of my life, which of course doesn't flush.
@shutupmikeginn me when he realizes i lied and actually meant "yes poo poo"
@shutupmikeginn Maybe just a little will be fine
@shutupmikeginn I hope you then immediately unleashed destruction on that toilet the likes of which hasn't been seen since Hiroshima/nagasaki
@shutupmikeginn Such vivid story telling I feel like I was there
@shutupmikeginn Dude just needs to look out for #1.
@shutupmikeginn you guys should get married, except you already are
@shutupmikeginn I can tell from your profile pic you don't poo poo in diners.
@shutupmikeginn “No poo for you” - @JoshMalina
@shutupmikeginn then you poo pooed
@shutupmikeginn ..but then you poo pooed, didn't you, be honest 😂
