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Proud nerd. Lawful good, have doggoes. Ph.D. Prof. of computer science. he/him. also me: @profmks https://t.co/nRznQbDqSU infosecforactivists.org Space Boston Joined February 2020

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4 years ago

PSA: If you have a PC, play Inscryption. Don't read about it, just play it. Trust me. "The less I say the better. 10/10" - a reviewer Not sponsored, but impressed. inscryption.com #Inscryption

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Switching health insurance to my wife's new plan. Means dredging through all of my old insurance policies and understanding her new one. This country SUCKS at this. Holy hell. #USA #HPHC #punishesYouForComplaining

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4 years ago

On today's episode of "Brain Broken; Need More Rest" I've spilled two full drinks in as many days, nearly dumped a coffee on the carpet, then, for the first time, cut myself chopping vegetables. No more drinks, no more food, no more tables. Check back tomorrow.

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4 years ago

"But just because the Nazis did it doesn't mean it's inherently bad—I once went to Poland in September and it was lovely! You just can't get carried away." -@fortninecanada 🤦 youtu.be/-3HBAvkc4a0

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4 years ago

Just saw a person on the news say they're getting their Christmas trees early "in case there are any supply issues" My dude... do you think pine trees are coming off those container ships? You think they're impacted by the chip shortage? (Guy was standing in a tree farm)

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US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC

4 years ago

Thanksgiving.

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4 years ago

Do kitchen scales keep breaking mysteriously for anyone else? I've had two just ...stop. not a battery thing. No idea.

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4 years ago

Hang on, update! I think THIS is my sexuality youtu.be/nwroczL6WLA

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4 years ago

Mark, the coffee doesn't work if you don't drink it.

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4 years ago

This worker has had 0️⃣ days without crying on public transit

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sophia @pastoralcomical

4 years ago

it’s crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say “it seems like south america and africa would fit together” and his mom would go “that’s cute honey would you like a cigarette”

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4 years ago

The critters have returned to seek refuge in the space above my bedroom. This is not allowable. Off we go to Lowe's.

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4 years ago

This is the future liberals want.

Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel

4 years ago

This is the future liberals want.

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4 years ago

sometimes I don't want to do my work, I just want to do nerdy stuff like deploy servers and configure containers to scale to need. Systems are so cool to me.