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Joined September 2011-
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Calling it lunar new year is like saying happy holidays. Nothing has changed but white people feels better about making money out of it.
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 1643 6968 4891! #pokemongofriends #pokemongo
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 1643 6968 4891!
It was 'my back is against the world tonight.'
Hearing 'mexicans are the worst tonight' in 'shoot love' by @maroon5. Wonder what is the actual words are.
Me, with green tomatoes : (hey brain? What is opposite of ripe?) Brain: (well, ripe is like mature...so) Me: (got it thx) oh teen tomatoes!
Talking about menstruation is like talking about hiphop scene. old blood and young blood, waking up in a pool of blood etc. So fascinating.
I think the female masturbation in shower would look like a dog riding a car with window down, trying to bite the wind.
I am very disappointed by the fact fantasy football does not involves magic, knights, dragons or soccer.
Got offended by pur chinese servers' horrible japanese greeting. Then i realized their english greeting should be equally offensive.
My wife just made her vagina talk in the restaurant. #responsibleadulthood #realtimereport
We are at the restaruant. My wife is loving it. I am kinda going meh. #responsibleadulthood#realtimereport
We just look like a couple of millennials, looking down at our phones. #responsibleadulthood #realtimereport
Playing the 'quiet game' in uber because we are afraid to be appear too toxicated to use the service. #responsibleadulthood #realtimereport
High as balls and going to ayce restaurant rn. #responsibleadulthood #realtimereport
My absolute favourite part of today was answering to my coworkers' 'see you tomorrow' with 'haha no you wont!'
I want my kids to be so privileged to have ponies named ugg and starbucks.
Whenever french people say oignon, i feel like i am being greeted by a retarded korean.
Hi, my name is hey yoo. hey yoo behind the bush. You look more beautiful from the eye to eye level.
Jori and Tamm 🏳️... @CreatorCrate
592 Followers 975 Following Queer couple (she/her) x2 🏳️⚧️. Jori is the gamedev who made the #IndieGame CreatorCrate. On Steam and itch https://t.co/WQ39gH81M6
Cars @funnynewscf
94 Followers 773 Following A car is a wheeled, self-powered motor vehicle used for transportation and a product of the automotive industry.
World Boy @CarlIdeas
24 Followers 71 Following International hot boy who looks too young to a be a girl his age
Abbey Cat Adoptions @AbbeycatAdopt
392 Followers 189 Following No-Euthanasia cat rescue and foster organization. RT/Fav to help our cats find a good home!
Kaitlyn @lyudvigschukin1
76 Followers 2K Following
会員制大得意⭐... @EdomiaValencia
8K Followers 11K Following ⭐️即日段取り可能⭐️スカウト歴15年超え⭐️高級店、大衆店、激安店、全ての女性にガッツリ稼げるイチオシのお店をご紹介致します⭐️ スペでお悩みの方、初心者の方、年齢でお悩みの方も 今の稼ぎより満足していただける様にしますので ぜひお任せください☺️⭐️ #在籍 #出稼ぎ #スカウトさん #デリヘル #ホテヘル
katherine Nader @KatherineNader
630 Followers 868 Following Author of #TheForagers, screenwriter of the pilot #mastvshow @TheMASfest and exec producer of Dry on a Sunday
Hye-Sun @ahnhs419
1 Followers 4 Following
MMOByte @MMOByte
23K Followers 677 Following Just an idiot @bytestix and his slightly more mature waifu @the_short_nurse. https://t.co/RVDTHShOzy https://t.co/LuwUAr0KCA
Stix @ByteStix
31K Followers 535 Following Master baiter. King of degenerates. Youtuber (Stix /MMOByte) Owner of https://t.co/j1Mvsl4Ymn https://t.co/1nNqRWU41L and Twitch Partner https://t.co/HCIPuOmpps
Mrs Stix @The_short_nurse
23K Followers 1K Following Just your average gamer nurse. Seriously, I'm not great at the gaming thing. MMOByte/IRL Nurse/Youtuber.Twitch Partner https://t.co/2DsTr120Sp
Almost a Hero @almostaherogame
42K Followers 41 Following Almost A Hero is an RPG clicker game where 17 of the most useless idiots embark on a quest to be slightly less useless. #almostahero - A game by DECA Games.
Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online
519K Followers 16 Following Independent account, not affiliated with the very fine reddit sub. DMs open. Follow @DonutInterns for polls
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
9.1M Followers 13 Following Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs [email protected] | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti
120K Followers 649 Following I've written for @NewYorker, @Marvel, @TheOnion, @ComedyCentral, @McSweeneys, but mainly for you, the reader. 👇Check out my bot book!
WeebSimpsons @WeebSimpsons
28K Followers 0 Following What if everyone in Springfield was an Otaku? Updated whenever I feel like. enjoy the vast backlog!
C.A.T.S. The Game @CATStheGame
339K Followers 172 Following We build, crush and crash here 💥 Official account for C.A.T.S.: Crash Arena Turbo Stars Support: [email protected]
Sal Valentinetti @SalTheVoice
29K Followers 416 Following Sal The Voice : the crooner from Long Island and Finalist on America's Got Talent Season 11 on NBC
James Breakwell, Expl... @XplodingUnicorn
878K Followers 771 Following Father of daughters. Owner of pigs. Writer of books: https://t.co/V7JWbsTXJ9
🇨🇦𖤐 Father R... @FatherRedMcgee
18K Followers 3K Following Punch your local Nazis @drinksmcgee.bsky.social Follow my art account @RedMcGeeArt
mark @TheCatWhisprer
45K Followers 2K Following Nobody wrote 'stay cool' in my yearbook, the only signer was my math teacher Mr. Johansson and he just wrote 'Mr. Johansson'
Matt Jenkins @YoungFunE
2K Followers 195 Following Stand up comic/Batman fan/World traveler. More about me on my website. https://t.co/CMgRUUBqcd
Kyle Dodson 🐀 @KyleDodsonFunny
2K Followers 648 Following Comedian, Writer, Batman aficionado, Social Media Manager, and Oxford comma supporter. Opinions are given to me by a tiny cricket.
Pete Holmes @peteholmes
370K Followers 1K Following Comedian. HBO's Crashing. The Pete Holmes Show. You Made It Weird podcast. Badman. He/him. For ad inquiries [email protected]
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
2.8M Followers 3K Following Male Model. EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL TOUR all new material. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan. https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW
Bo Burnham @boburnham
1.9M Followers 493 Following
jordan @jordan_stratton
15K Followers 1K Following Probably needs to drink more water today. Editor @thedad | [email protected]
Strain42 🦋 @Strain42
2K Followers 1K Following John. YouTuber. Persona FTW. @DubbyEnergy Partner. Chicken Sandwich War Veteran. 36. He/Him (you lose if you looked). Sometimes NSFW.
Detective Doofus @asphelos
3 Followers 95 Following
Chef Terry Mueller @Chef_BigT
2K Followers 43 Following Child of God | Husband | Father | Chef | Join me on my journey! #MasterChefonFox
The Blind Duck @UTM_BlindDuck
859 Followers 182 Following Located in the UTM Student Center. Great atmosphere, better food. Diverse options, from vegetarian dishes to everyone’s favourites! Follow for daily specials!
Le Smoking BBQ @LeSmokingBBQ
225 Followers 126 Following
Word Rescue @TheDiceKing
363 Followers 973 Following The Best Mobile Board Game out there! Best suited for pirates! Yarr! Android: https://t.co/8004vTySsp iOS: https://t.co/YeheiD2Zuv
Abbey Cat Adoptions @AbbeycatAdopt
392 Followers 189 Following No-Euthanasia cat rescue and foster organization. RT/Fav to help our cats find a good home!
Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner
45K Followers 1K Following Poison for dinner? Again? 📸 IG: @samgrittner
Arin Hanson @egoraptor
1.0M Followers 4K Following I’m on Cameo! Link below. Host of @gamegrumps. 1/3 @starbomb. CoFounder @realgoodtouring. X, Kagami, Mancubus Bloodtooth, Demi-Lich. Icon @emustim
Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty
839K Followers 154 Following 💘 Under the Covers Vol. IV coming Oct 10!!! 💘
Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins
2.9M Followers 344 Following UK biologist & writer. Richard Dawkins Foundation donor: https://t.co/rZZdjPoMUe. For Details about the Upcoming Tour: https://t.co/sSo5FL6CWb
Pookybox iOS reviews @pookybox
83 Followers 129 Following iPhone and iPad games reviews, previews and more! Check out @cokamouse for contact info.
Diablo @Diablo
971K Followers 57 Following ESRB Rating: MATURE with Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Language. #DiabloIV is available now. Welcome to Hell 🌹
Meg Turney @megturney
436K Followers 596 Following CEO of Urban Evasion, Twitch Partner, ♥️ Pabo, DbD Fog Whisperer, and Unironic Cat Lady. 👾Represented by TalentX Gaming 👾
남희석♥남본좌 @Brlove12
111K Followers 5K Following A9미디어. 아내 직업은 주부. 특정 정당 지지없음. ♥요즘은 페이스북이 더 잼나다고 생각함 한화이글스,할리데이비슨,맛집,예쁜딸1,2 이제만나러각니다. FM103.5 월~토 오전11시.남희석의 사이다
컬투정찬우 @CULTWOcrazycow
80K Followers 9K FollowingTrends for United States
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