Simon Says... @simonRedwards

Lead Product Manager @Fueled. Admin @techlondonio. Ex-founder. Questionable tweets about tech, food, politics or acoustics (@ISVRsouthampton grad). bit.ly/product-leader… London Joined November 2013

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

a year ago

.@Beer52HQ my father died from cancer a few months ago. I don't know how clear I can make it that I do not want your marketing any more. This is horrifically spammy.

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

a year ago

.@ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport I tried to use my Three app and it told me I needed to re-register as you'd updated your systems. Why, then, do I get this? What an appalling customer experience.

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

a year ago

So if I buy an extra seat to keep empty, that'll be next to me, but not if I buy one for my partner @Ryanair? Elbow room is worth more than a person? 😂

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

2 years ago

If you're on that new alternative, please follow me! My @ is simonredwards (dot bsky dot social)

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

2 years ago

is it bad that I really want a mojo dojo casa house

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

2 years ago

Lady on your phone on the train, WHY IS IT ON SPEAKER

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

2 years ago

First time I'd genuinely benefit from an airport lounge as flight out of Madeira is delayed, and the only @AmexUK lounge is closed 😑 @AskAmexUK

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

2 years ago

.@ThreeUK my 5G home internet is failing to load most sites (including @SlackHQ and @figma), but my 5G phone is working fine. Is there an issue with the former?

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"Tips" when you start using a product should be limited to three. I promise you, when you take a user through 7 different "cool things" your app can do, they will remember almost none of them. #badUX #Product

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

2 years ago

I don't think a single piece of software allows replacing an image with one from the clipboard, which is stupid as this is surely the most common use-case... #badUX #badSoftware #product

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

2 years ago

.@clays_bar the unsubscribe link in your marketing emails gives me this...

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

2 years ago

.@Tesco apparently your clubcard app is about to expire, so I have downloaded the new general one, but it won't let me log in. I get an nginx error - not ideal?

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

3 years ago

Are train (& tube) strikes just... a fact of life now? I have 2 really important engagements this week, Thursday & Saturday; one now completely impossible & the other will take *much* longer. Can the bosses please give them what they need asap so we can rely on trains again.

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

3 years ago

Why does @amazon sometimes just randomly decide to stop showing you the map for deliveries? I was watching it, calculating when I could leave, and all of a sudden the map disappears and I get just "Out for delivery"... cc. @amazonUK

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

3 years ago

Likewise, "as easy as taking candy from a baby" is clearly only said by people who have never actually *tried* taking candy from a baby.

VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

3 years ago

Likewise, "as easy as taking candy from a baby" is clearly only said by people who have never actually *tried* taking candy from a baby.

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

3 years ago

Laughed out loud on the bus at this thread. (For non-Londoners; this is very much a faux pas)

juan @juanbuis

3 years ago

Laughed out loud on the bus at this thread. (For non-Londoners; this is very much a faux pas)

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

3 years ago

why do I get the T and the W mixed up so often when it is often so important! e.g. we should now do... / we should not do...

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Simon Says... @simonRedwards

3 years ago

People wearing puffa coats on the tube should be expected to take them off like those with backpacks. It's 25 degrees down here, you don't need a coat, and you're taking up three seats with your massive width.