Simon Branch @simon_branch
Below mediocre musician, social media...er... (what's the opposite of 'influencer'?)...uh...fully accredited member of the tofu eating wokerati... United Kingdom Joined November 2015-
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Nah, fuck this place. bsky.app/profile/lollyl…
5 days to go. Remember when senior Conservatives showed they don't understand anything about trade
Listen to Tommy Biscuits live set demos, a playlist by Tommy Biscuits on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/4neKb
I have never heard so much bull**** in a single conference speech This is the round up you won’t see on @BBCNews. If you think the country should see it RT it widely
Jeez. The Prime Minister has again been left with egg on his face as it’s revealed ONLY 4 SCHOOLS have been refurbished under the Governments main rebuilding programme despite Sunak’s promise it would cover 50 a year - and it gets worse! THIS GOVERNMENT REALLY IS CRAP
.@Feargal_Sharkey says it how it is Beware what's coming down the track. Before Xmas, the Tory EU Retained Law will be enacted which will do away with around 600 pieces of EU Law in one hit. We're just witnessing the beginning of their desecration of what we knew as the UK 😡
.@Feargal_Sharkey says it how it is Beware what's coming down the track. Before Xmas, the Tory EU Retained Law will be enacted which will do away with around 600 pieces of EU Law in one hit. We're just witnessing the beginning of their desecration of what we knew as the UK 😡
I’m just going to share these two things side by side. NHS privatisation is harmful 🚨🚨🚨
"“The dream held by the Brexiters seems to be well and truly dead. As we set off into a future where EU rules are applied without a UK voice in their creation.” So much for taking back control." ~AA ft.com/content/0591d2…
This government is expanding NHS privatisation. I gave up my medical career to build EveryDoctor and fight for NHS patients, staff, and push back against privatisation🚨 Please could you RT this and follow me? I need to connect with as many people as possible💙
Here's how the future is going to play out... (Long - please expand the tweet.) 1. The Tories will wreck things at a faster and faster pace as we get nearer to the next general election. (Implausible? You haven't been paying attention these last 13 years.) Why would the…
Last time I checked, immigrants didn't cut nurses pay by 20%, lie about 40 new hospitals or push NHS waiting lists to an all-time high
Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?
It's STILL not true. bylinetimes.com/2023/06/22/dea…
Jacob Rees-Mogg said if Boris Johnson stood as an independent for his home seat he would win in a landslide. RT if you would love to see him try and fail spectacularly. It would be hilarious.
How many PMs have left Parliament in disgrace on the same day that their resignation honours list is published?
Was feeling a bit down this morning, but the healing balm of a healthy dose of Trump/Johnson/Dorries schadenfreude soon sorted me out... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Never, ever in my lifetime have I seen what is patently a corrupt government like this one. "They are taking from the poor and they are giving to the already rich." @carolvorders asks why corruption never makes the headlines.
Alan Turing killed himself 69 years ago today. He broke the Nazi Enigma code in WWII, leading to victory over Hitler. Turing was chemically castrated by the British state for being gay. His suicide warns us today of where intolerance and hatred can lead to. #PrideMonth

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