Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

Heritage apples, border crossings, grammar pedant, this & that. I vandalise fake plants. Rome/Singapore/Melbourne Joined August 2008

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Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

a year ago

Stop using "obsessed about" .

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Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

a year ago

The Unsaid Says A Lot vic.gov.au/theunsaid

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Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

5 years ago

International Association of Atheists: #FreeMubarakBala - Sign the Petition! chng.it/8SWkRQmS via @ChangeAus

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Dickhead. Women being pushed under a bus so you can virtue-signal your way into assisting a small bunch of noisy, bullying delusional men into gaming the system for personal gain. What a disgrace you, and Cricket Australia are. Decisions made by old men to benefit a few freaks.

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Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

7 years ago

christian sentinel

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Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

8 years ago

Womens March Race Relations Klan 2017 #RuinABookTitleInOneLetter

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Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

8 years ago

Islam is not a religion of peace #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion

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Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

8 years ago

Justin Trudeau is an utter regressive left dickhead. #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion

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Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

8 years ago

I could never be friends with someone who keeps reading material in their toilet #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion

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Satiria News 🧟‍♂️🦖🗞🏁 @SatiriaNews

8 years ago

#Ramadan2017 #London #LondonBridge #LondonAttacks

Satiria News 🧟‍♂️🦖🗞🏁 @SatiriaNews

8 years ago

#Ramadan2017 #London #LondonBridge #LondonAttacks

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Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

8 years ago

Has anyone noticed there's a backlash against Islam, or is it just me ?

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Covfefe the Boring @CovfefeS

8 years ago

@realDonaldTrump I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

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Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

8 years ago

@yahiahimself @TrumanfromFlori @lsarsour I've created a spreadsheet entitled "Stalin's Acts of Kindness". Would you like to see it ?

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Simon Cocteau @simon_cocteau

8 years ago

@yahiahimself @TrumanfromFlori @lsarsour Great scholarship. Can we see the WW Muslims Don't Condemn List, & the WW Muslims Kill People List ? This is so facile, childlike.