Simon B @simon_p_barton

@simonbarton.bsky.social Husband, father, blogger, millionaire playboy dressed as a flying rodent (one of these may not be true) glasswalking-stick.blogspot glasswalking-stick.blogspot.co.uk The border between Mordor and Narnia ( aka Gloucester ) Joined December 2017

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

3 weeks ago

"At 7pm on BBC One it's time for more comedy chaos with our new Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em spin-off, Marx & Spencer. This week: Karl tries to hide his copies of Das Kapital when the vicar calls round, and Frank roller-skates through the British Library, wrapped in the Red Flag."

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

4 weeks ago

Just remembered that Twitter still exists. Stopped by for a look. Fuck me, it's worse than ever.

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Benjamin Cook @benjamin_cook

3 months ago

❤️❤️➕❤️❤️🟰🔥🔥🔥🥹

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

4 months ago

Petition: Protect hares and their young from shooting during the breeding season petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7247…

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

4 months ago

Please sign, share, and protect the hares Petition: Protect hares and their young from shooting during the breeding season petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7247…

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

5 months ago

Hey, @realDonaldTrump - just a reminder: Zelensky. Didn't. Start. The. War. That was your mate Putin. You thick fascist fuck 🤬

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

5 months ago

Hey, @realDonaldTrump - just a reminder: Zelensky. Didn't. Start. The. War. That was your mate Putin. You thick fascist fuck 🤬

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

5 months ago

Apparently #KatyPerry sang The Dead Kennedys' Kill The Poor whilst in the rocket capsule. Which was nice.

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

5 months ago

The Wedding Present were stunning in #Stroud tonight - what a cracking gig!

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Mary Colwell @curlewcalls

6 months ago

BIG NEWS!!!! it is official, there will be a GCSE in Natural History. Feel quite overwhelmed. Maybe these little ones and all other wildlife might have a better future. questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questi…

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

6 months ago

Stop the Destruction of the World-Renowned Dartington Forest Garden - Sign the Petition! change.org/p/stop-the-des… via @UKChange

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

6 months ago

Find someone who looks at you like Mikey Madison looks at her Oscar 😁

cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic

6 months ago

Find someone who looks at you like Mikey Madison looks at her Oscar 😁

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Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho

6 months ago

The Doctor and the nurse, the universe isn’t ready! ✨ #DoctorWho returns with Season 2 on 12th April 2025.

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

6 months ago

Tragic news.

Cisco and Chai @Ciscoandchai

6 months ago

Tragic news.

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The Bear @BearlyPolitics

6 months ago

And I’ve got incredible new pictures taken in the UK over the past several months that show a veritable utopia - except I don’t point at one picture and say “everything is perfect / shit in the country based on one photograph” because it’s reductive, shallow and most importantly,…

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

7 months ago

Picked up these beauties in the wonderful Out Of This World comic shop in Worcester yesterday. Especially pleased to find an Avengers no. 100, if only in G+ condition 👍 #Comics

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

7 months ago

An awesome, ear-melting single. Still sounds as fresh and intriguing as it did ( gulp! ) 40 years ago 🔥

soundStory 🎧 @soundstoryuk

7 months ago

An awesome, ear-melting single. Still sounds as fresh and intriguing as it did ( gulp! ) 40 years ago 🔥

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

7 months ago

Ridiculously excited to have secured *Pulp tickets*!!! and looking forward to visiting Scotland for the first time. Do you remember the first time? I'm sure I will 😁

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Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿 @Pinko69420

7 months ago

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Simon B @simon_p_barton

7 months ago

Listen to The Bear 🐻👏👍 #SlavaUkraini #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

The Bear @BearlyPolitics

7 months ago

Listen to The Bear 🐻👏👍 #SlavaUkraini #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

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Trexx @Trexxl

7 months ago

@Benny95937445 @terrychristian Perhaps if Russia didn't keep attacking their neighbours countries like Finland and Sweden wouldn't have felt the need to join a defensive alliance for their own protection.