Simon Comley @simonthetwit
Web, tech and SEO evangelist, over ambitious DIY nutter. Founder of PropertyEngine. Sidekick to the photography legend Jules Morgan. Utrecht, The Netherlands Joined August 2009-
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Saw @Trevornoah last night in Amsterdam. Totally had me and Jules in stitches with his Dutch observations.
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Cannot believe how bad @Lemonade_Inc has been in dealing with our claim after being robbed. Saying the thieves were able to see our belongings “from the front” of the vehicle and under a board & blanket! Check the pic: 50 eur to anyone who can list the contents!
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Doing DIY is such a tightrope walk. Right now I’m the hero because the new bathroom is nearly finished but I’m one leak away from being the villain. #diy #renovations
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PM: How long is this going to take you? Me: No idea, I've never done it before. PM: Well what's your estimate? Me: Any estimate would be useless because I've no idea what difficulties I'll encounter. PM: But I need to put a number on the plan.
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My response to @amazon prime video and their adding ads! 🧐
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New t-shirts for sale. R150. Hit me up.
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Comprehensive biometric analysis and insights across Sleep, Heart, Fitness, Activity, and Mental. Learn more about #LifeQHealth – lifeq.com/lifeq-health. #LifeQ #AgingWell #BioAge #BioBoost
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The longer you work in tech, the stronger the urge to quit and start farming
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Those born after 2000 vs one from 1980😂
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Me trying to find the bathroom switch in the middle of the night.. 😂
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British devs every time they type "color" in CSS 🛀
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South Africa is a simulation. This is example 1 689 635 568 why nothing is real in South Africa. MMC of Transport Kenny Kunene:
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So... late last night, a friend called me in tears She just lost her copywriting job at a 1000+ person company The culprit? ChatGPT. This is a wakeup call to lawyers, accountants, consultants etc (read this to stay ahead):
My bicycle has needed a service for a while. Just found out they have bike service stations at the train stations in the Netherlands. This country keeps surprising me.
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Developers gone wild
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"utils" > I feel like this name is a bit vague, like it's going to just collect a bunch of random stuff. "core" > Ooh fancy!
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Today’s poem is called ‘Choreplay’.
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How do you console an English teacher? There, their, they’re
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Happy 12th Birthday Responsive Web Design! On May 25, 2010, web designer Ethan Marcotte published an article entitled "Responsive Web Design" in the online magazine A List Apart. webdesignmuseum.org/web-design-his… #WebDesignHistory
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