simon. @simonuid
High quality cheese, motherfucker. Also @perfectsimon (我也 @wo_xue_zhongwen) youtube.com/watch?v=WgqqUH… Hoxton, London Joined February 2009-
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Dear @DailyMailUK, surely your readers won't be able to parse such a long headline. Have you considered using punctuation?
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IT'S BACK! #cheese
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In case anyone missed it, this happened in Thursday! ❤️ instagram.com/p/BmnnoXnAiWm/…
I'm being terribly British and complaining about tourists while wandering around London and being a tourist
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I heard a rumour that Facebook didn't really kick InfoWars off the site. Alex Jones deleted it himself. It's a false flag attack and he's just a crisis actor. Don't be fooled.
pretty sure there's a typo in his surname standard.co.uk/news/london/ro…
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