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college is wild because you will meet a girl wearing nipple pasties and chain mail pants at a party and ask her what she did over the summer and she will have worked at lockheed martin

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she not a thespian for p she turn pespian

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Rick @RickBetita

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@banhmigoddess Not us randomly jumping in the Euphrates 🤪 Last night was a relief sculpture 🤭

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ocd be damned that girl can pick at her face

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The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana

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The Billy Madison Penguin @zestydaddy

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@scouwtsuccs @catholicdad420 i’m so high i read MBJ as Machine Bun Jelly

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who up placing a pie to cool on a windowsill

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boughloughneigh

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polly pocket is short for polyamorous pocket

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thinking about how when my great grandma died my grandpa called my family to notify us that “she had expired”

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digging instagrams dilf content today

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shrinky dinks in the air fryer

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My name isn’t really sara; I just don't want my students googling me & finding out I say fuck. (any pronouns, just don’t be an asshole)

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