siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

Ms. Sweeney if you're nasty Joined November 2011

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

5 years ago

So tomorrow kids, remember to play youtube videos on a loop of different religious leaders ready to accept you into the heart of {insert diety here} for one last minute shot at whatever it lands on when the earth bursts into flames #IMeanVote

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5 years ago

It’s not white vs black, it’s everybody vs racists

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

6 years ago

Pls donate to my Go Fund Me, I’m raising money for training and awareness of breakfast place staff on how to spread cream cheese on a fucking bagel

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

6 years ago

and while we’re at it who is the COO of @Schiphol airport, because they clearly don’t do anything

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

6 years ago

Who is the COO of @AerLingus ? How do they still have a job?

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

7 years ago

going to pitch a tv show where i explain socially progressive concepts to my mom

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

7 years ago

So amazing seeing @tayorswiftii13 in Morocco! Wait is no longer cool to make that joke? Uhg, look what she made me do

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

7 years ago

living in amsterdam is 90% getting fucked up and forgetting where you left your bike and then being fucked up the next day having to look for it

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

7 years ago

“So what’s your brother like?” me:

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

7 years ago

well, i’m moving back home for the first time in 8 years so now i have to practice “polite” ways of explaining why I’m like this

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CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh

7 years ago

A letter to Kanye Omari West. Over his own beat. 🤮

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

7 years ago

yes hi @kanyewest I’d like to formally submit my twitter feed as a résumée

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

7 years ago

what’s the income tax rate on bribes for your silence about the “president’s” extramarital affairs?

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

7 years ago

me flirting: well *hair flip* i’m actually 25 but i can pass for dead if you look directly at my soul

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

8 years ago

got told off for going to starbucks when i live in the land of fresh coffee and pastries like ok i enjoy 2 things in life: vodka and iced beverages preferably together but it’s 9 am on a wednesday i toned it down it’s called fucking respect, Glenn sorry your mom never loved you

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

8 years ago

It doesn’t matter who won the super bowl, it only matters that Tom Brady lost.

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siobhan sweeney @sio_all_over

8 years ago

I take a lot of @BuzzFeed quizzes in the hopes it will trigger the self fulfilling prophecy like yes mindy kaling and corey haim will be my celebrity parents - but then it only works on the ones like “how dead are you inside” - which i got “fully” on btw, yup fully dead inside