Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

facebook.com/siraj.jaliel Dubai, UAE Joined January 2010

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

4 years ago

We are truly in some unprecedented times, Red light Green light has a whole new meaning, most people cover their chins while outside and Pakistan beat India in a world cup #squidgame #pandemic #t20worldcup

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

Around this time last year, someone in Wuhan thought - "no one will care if this bat is cooked medium rare" #isolationthoughts #covid19 #neveragain #2020life

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

The era of "grabbin em by the p***y" is about to come to an end #USElection2020 #RidingWithBiden #TrumpvsBiden

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

If you are interested to learn more about vFairs & hosting a virtual event, feel free to book an appointment through my meeting link for a detailed discussion :) - lnkd.in/dmWnr5Z #vFairs #virtualconference #virtualevent #virtualevents #virtualexpo #virtualconferences

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

Getting "read - requests" from people I have emailed in 2016, so glad you finally have time to sort out your inboxes #covid19 #quarantine #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

Best way to wake up from a nightmare is to wet the bed, I'm doing my part, how come we haven't made a collective effort?! #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

I remember a simpler time when all I worried about was why I heard Yanni instead of Laurel #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

Working from home I decided to surround myself with some soft toys, for company. All was going well until the bunny sneezed #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

Many "thoughts" involving my wife, but all I wanna say is that I'm blessed to have her, I cudnt have been in this situation with a person more loving & caring and I thank my stars daily. NOTE: THIS is approved by all relevant parties #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

A local media agency has organized a "home marathon" - great initiative, unfortunately I didn't know this when I saw a neighbor running around his living room the entire day with a number on his back #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

Suddenly I find myself talking to people I've been "social distancing" from for years, this is the new normal #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

I'm not worried about money anymore, just got an email saying that I can claim $5mn from a person who didn't write a will, shared all my details in full, funny how things work out #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

High time we dissociate with Batman, not because of the current social stigma, but because he wears the wrong kind of mask #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

I would like to thank my neighbor for starting their home improvement project at 4am, no better time to have an engaged audience for your masterpiece #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

Some are making fancy coffee, some shaving their heads and some learning to be chef's. Here I am googling how to get a tiger and find a nemesis, working from home is hard #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

My 5 year old and I have had 34 fights since lockdown, we're thinking of virtually telecasting the 35th, things are serious, I saw her lifting weights in the living room #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

Studies say that an average person touches their face 500 times in a day, 483 of those for me are for those "Ayyo" moments, I counted #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

In other news, it seems after a week of chaos, the toilet paper epidemic is showing signs of slowing down #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts

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Siraj Jaliel @siraj_j19

5 years ago

Covid-19 is not like the movie Contagion, it's more like stretched out episodes of Game Of Thrones, let's just hope it has a better ending #quarantine #covid19 #isolationthoughts