Matt @skyblumatt

Travelling In a fried out Combi, on a Hippy trail head full of zombie Joined March 2009

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Matt @skyblumatt

8 months ago

Lied to by @O2 on the phone - claimed to have applied a Blue Light Discount which never materialised Rang back Sent to store to sort Store can’t help Cheers @O2

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a year ago

#CBSFanWall Haji Wright Wright Wright

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5 years ago

We are only four days in, but I’m confident nothing will be funnier this year than the dog watching the horse racing

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5 years ago

Made it to 00:02 today on dry January A new record

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6 years ago

Surely the incessant reminders to wash out hands negate the need for bog roll?

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6 years ago

Just off out to vote Don’t forget people! #GeneralElection2019

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6 years ago

Not convinced #ImACeleb is live after all Proof being I saw Kirky on Coronation Street earlier this week

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6 years ago

Who is this mysterious Ministry that has commandeered the lift? And where are they taking me? What do they want Send Help!

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6 years ago

Hi @Pret Just enjoying a Posh Cheddar and Pickle Baguette. Can you confirm if it’s the Cheddar that’s posh. The Cheddar and pickle Or the baguette as a whole? Quickly please

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6 years ago

#BGTFinal Susan Boyle is sounding like we expected her to sound on her first ever audition

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6 years ago

First class dickhead

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7 years ago

Mother’s Day! Another example of Political Correctness gone mad! What about having a Father’s Day!!????? #equalitymatters

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7 years ago

Oh my god! Has any one else spotted this? Brexit = “Britain’s Exit” Very clever Very clever indeed

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7 years ago

Just saw @eddieizzard on the Underground, looking magnificent. Hopped on a train before I could mumble a squeaked helllo, but this officially counts as us being friends now

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Two Tickets for @rickygervais for me and the Mrs @Chickpea011. Valentine’s Day as I’m a romantic bastard. Hope he picks on her and makes her cry Pre gig Nando’s planned to spoil her. Any main she likes (no sides)