smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

26 | 18+ | He/Him | Bi | Kink Positive Lewdy Lover | DM's Open | pfp by TheMeekest South Africa Joined October 2017

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

2 days ago

European nations please stop selling your companies to the United States conglomerates. #keepitlocal

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

6 days ago

Fuck the 1030.52.731.2025 driver 🔵🦀 Reverting back to 1030.44.1014.2024

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

3 weeks ago

I'll be honest, if we go on a hike I want you to be infront not because I'm being courteous letting you lead the way or set the pace,... I just want to stare at your ass. It's a great motivator 🍑👀🐕‍🦺

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

4 weeks ago

Being remembered is something we all selfishly desire.

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

4 weeks ago

Old bird yells at cloud: Emojis in the title of for sale listings piss me off immensely

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

a month ago

So the Remaster function in Samsung Gallery broke and created some cool authentic glitch artifacts

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

a month ago

No cheating Post your lockscreen

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a month ago

No cheating Post your lockscreen https://t.co/rcRTk8ev4v

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

a month ago

No, please... Look Disrespectfully. ...I would. I do...

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

2 months ago

🧡 Diane

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

2 months ago

Things Microsoft could do to make the Windows 11 Start Menu better – No. 173 Customizable folder sizes, ie. 3x3 4x3 4x4 5x4 5x5 Rather than being locked to 4x3 always.

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

2 months ago

I don't play Minecraft

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

3 months ago

Sometimes, I wish the world would imitate art more.

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

3 months ago

Ugh

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

3 months ago

Believe it or not I'm not actually horny all the time but I'd be lying if I said putting myself into the mindset of a depraved sex gremlin isn't fun~

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smashed_penguin @smashed_penguin

3 months ago

I am confusion, looking up Renamon Appreciation Day I come across a bunch of old posts saying it's March 28th... When was it changed to May 28th and why?