daniella @smithsdd
Call me sarcastic. I love it. Joined February 2014-
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Damn social niceties. I'm guessing its not ok to tell someone I can see their nipples poking out their top.
Making eye contact with someone whilst eating a banana is awkward. Do I put a show on? Do I ignore them?
I love it when men scratch their balls in public. And then rearrange their junk. It is such a turn on.
The best way to pass the day - what wouldn't you do for a million. Turns out I have no standards or morals.
I just told someone to keep the change, and internally said you filthy animal. Wish I had said it out loud.
Some things make you wonder. You never really do know someone.
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