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GUESS WHO BEAT DONALD? ME! YOUR UNDEFEATED GOVERNOR. THE PEOPLE ALL LOVE ME! SOME SAY NO ONE HAS EVER LOVED THE WAY THEY LOVE ME. I'M SMART, HANDSOME, AND CAN WALK WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE GROUND. (SAD!) PACK UP YOUR TEETH AND METAMUCIL, LOSER. WE'RE SENDING YOU BACK TO DUMBODIA.
POOR DONALD. IF ONLY YOU FINISHED SECOND GRADE (SAD!) OR GRADUATED LIKE YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. (C IS FOR COLLEGE.) IT'S NOT "FAR AWAY" MILITARY, IT'S "OVERSEAS" MILITARY. BESIDES BREAKING EVERY LAW, YOU ARE ALSO BREAKING ENGLISH. --- GCN
RFK Jr. fired the CDC Director, tore up vaccine contracts worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and put anti-vaxxers in charge of public health. He’s telling parents to fight measles with Vitamin A and cod liver oil like it’s 1825. If you feel like your kids are less safe,…
Here is your morning reminder that Donald Trump is the “defund the police” President. He has cut over $2 BILLION for law enforcement and has overseen the largest increase in homicide rates in recorded US history. Stop the defund, Don!
The President of the United States is getting involved in the private employment contract of a comedian on television after the comedian criticized him.
The President of the United States is getting involved in the private employment contract of a comedian on television after the comedian criticized him.
In 2016, Marco Rubio warned us what Trump would do to America. Now he’s neck-deep in the very cesspool he described. The hypocrisy of these Republican motherfuckers is mind-numbing.
It’s been said before but it’s still really funny that a country of people with some of the easiest lives on earth voted to elect the candidate that ran on shutting down all the universities and work from home jobs to send everyone back into the coal mines
It’s been said before but it’s still really funny that a country of people with some of the easiest lives on earth voted to elect the candidate that ran on shutting down all the universities and work from home jobs to send everyone back into the coal mines
On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!
Well, isn’t this ironic?…
He 100% has no idea what the Declaration of Independence is
Pritzker: Failure. It’s starting to look like that’s the point of all of this. We have a Secretary of Education who hates teachers and schools. We have a Secretary of Transportation who hates public transit. We have an Attorney General who hates the Constitution. We have a…
Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions – rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking concrete steps to make sure all students at Harvard can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and…
Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions – rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking concrete steps to make sure all students at Harvard can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and…
If the number of CEOs being shot matched the number of school shootings per year we’d have gun control legislation passed immediately.
The Arizona abortion ban was written before the time period depicted in the show Deadwood.
Hear that pregnant ladies? Having to “get a bus ticket” to another state to see a gynecologist “isn’t the worst thing in the world” if you’re a white guy yammering on Fox.
Four years ago today, as America was in crisis Trump: I said Mike, don’t call the Governor of Washington. Don’t call the woman in Michigan. If they don’t treat you right, I don’t call
This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.
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