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A brilliant 3-2 Victory tonight against Brown Star Belgrade. Goal scorers were Webby, Jack and Mitch. MOTM somehow awarded to Woko for a solid performance despite conceding 2. Good way to finish the season. #SMPU

Lineup for tonight’s 19:00 fixture against Brown Star Belgrade. The league is already SMPUs but a victory on the last game of the season would top it off. Extremely cold so wrap the F*** up. #SMPU

A great 5-2 victory this evening. Goals from Webby, Noah, Jack, Booker and Sharpy. This is the first time in history that 3 brothers have scored whilst on the same pitch, let alone the same team. Becky Webb is emotional and rightly so. MOTM awarded to Sharpy. #SMPU

The reason for Wokos absence isn’t fully known. Members of the squad are certain his Mrs is dragging him round by his collar to do some shopping. Hopefully a trip to Boots for some deodorant is on the cards but highly unlikely. 2/2.

Lineup for tonight’s 20:00 fixture against Park The Bus. Webby drops back into defence to welcome Booker who replaces the yet again absent Woko. Captain Bully sits on the bench meaning Jack will take the arm band. It’s bloody freezing so wrap up extra warm. #SMPU 1/2.

Brad Watkins however has been given the award for having the worst first touch in Leisure leagues history. Although nobody is surprised as he did turn up in bootcut jeans and DeWalt steel toe cap boots. #Bolingoli #SMPU 2/2.

CHAMPIONSSS!!! A fantastic 4-2 victory means we leave the cages with silverware for winning the league. Goals from Owen, Sharpy, Jack and Mitch. MOTM is awarded to Mitch Barr for a brilliant performance. 1/2.

Lineup for tonight’s fixture against Brown Star Belgrade. Jack drops to the bench to give the pacey but not so clinical Mitch a run out. A victory will see the gap extended at the top of the table. Bring your turtle necks and leather jackets. #SMPU

A fantastic performance tonight and a 3-1 victory as a result. Brilliant from all the lads but Owen Webb has found himself receiving the MOTM award after a superb hat-trick. #SMPU

Where’s Jack Webb? #SMPU

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Lineup for tonight’s 20:00 fixture against Green Army. Woko has been dropped to the bench this season more times than the admin has dropped fat girls pants. Captain Bully returns to the lineup. Silverware up for grabs so win is needed. Bring your parkas. #SMPU

Fixture against Green Army tomorrow evening at 8pm. A win will see the lads leave the cages with some silverware. We’d like to see all the fans down to show the squad some love and support. Bring your umbrellas because it’ll be raining goals. #SMPU

A real solid performance from the lads tonight. Goals from Webby, Jack, Woko, Sharpy and Mitch sees the lads extend the gap at the top as they edge closer to silverware. A great performance all round but MOTM awarded to Mitch Barr for a superb game. #SMPU

Lineup for tonight’s 19:00 fixture against Enter Shaqiri. A 2-1 loss in the previous fixture between the sides last time out so the lads will be looking to take all available points this time round. Bring your puffers and woolly hat. #SMPU

Big fixture tomorrow against Enter Shaqiri at 19:00. A win will see the lads increase the gap at the top of the table and continue their unbeaten run. Weather expected to be okay so bring your thin jackets. #SMPU

Nice 3-0 win for the lads. Goals from Mitch, Jack and Owen. Opponents heads went and as a result they opted to slag the page off. Luckily for them the Admin wasn’t in attendance. MOTM awarded to Jack Webb. #SMPU

Lineup for tonight’s fixture. Woko has sprayed some antiperspirant and Is back in the lineup. Mitch drops to the bench purely because he plays golf. Long johns and fluffy socks required. #SMPU

A battle between 1st and 2nd as the boys take on PhattyNansFC who look to close the gap. Lineup out at 18:30 and KO at 19:30. Bring your Hooded sweatshirts and gloves. #SMPU

Goals from Jack and Sharpy see the lads come away with a 2-0 victory. A brilliant performance from everyone but MOTM awarded to the skipper Bully for his solid defensive performance. Opponents emptied out of Bully’s pockets before he left the cages. #SMPU

Tonight’s Lineup to face Back of Tourette. Just the 1 change this evening with Mitch starting and Noah dropping to the bench. After a few bad games, his lack of reliability and his stench, Brad Watkins will not travel with the side. Bring your anoraks. #SMPU