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Skye was born deaf, but like all dogs, she enjoys the words "let's go for a walk", in a language that she understands. (themilestwins IG)
Shit, if only they’d have moved like that when my son was being murdered. But what do I expect….1 AR-15 keeps 376 officers at bay.
Shit, if only they’d have moved like that when my son was being murdered. But what do I expect….1 AR-15 keeps 376 officers at bay.
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Dan Rather answered a question I asked him with such kindness and encouragement that I cried for the rest of the day. I deeply admire him so much, one of the most respected journalists in news and a total legend. ♥️
Today is a good day. My special thanks to @CBSNews for remembering me on @CBSSunday.
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Dead Camera Update: ⓅⓇⓄⒼⓇⒺⓈⓈ !!! Swapped in 2nd of my 5pk of 2025s. And??? Looks like it's working!!! 😔 but 😔 Now it says Cameras big main battery is Dead. ☠️ Now thrown it on charger to make sure is fully charged. 🤞🤞🤞
Dead Camera Update: There's Hope! The brand new system battery I installed might have hust been a weak battery. I was fiddling with the camera and spotted LCD was now showing low internal battery 🪫 error. Will replace after PT. 🤞 📷 🤞
Skye was born deaf, but like all dogs, she enjoys the words "let's go for a walk", in a language that she understands. (themilestwins IG)
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Anyways, back to Moon Knight. Oscar Isaac is the best.
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DPS appears to be prepping to disperse with a heavy, heavy showing of DPS troopers prepped in riot gear.
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Having a sick day and a I finally finished Gravity Falls, and what a lovely little show that did everything it wanted to. I wish there were more.
One of my oldest and dearest friends thought James Baldwin was one of Alec’s brothers.
It's my birthday and I am still here.. so enjoy the day and blame it on me, that's what I am gonna do.
I ordered 12 samples of various perfumes and that its arriving today is the highlight of my week. I'm going to sit on my bedroom floor like Sharon Stone show-and-telling her baubles to her daughter in "Casino" for easily an hour.
What’s a bad movie that you absolutely love & will die on that hill defending? A terrible movie but LOUISE FLETCHER and VICTORIA TENNANT 🙌🏻
What’s a bad movie that you absolutely love & will die on that hill defending? I love the music. I wish I could dance. Honestly, being on Dance TV was a dream for some time growing up.