Charles Snark @snarktimonious

I'm not a troll, just an opinionated asshole...so if that's your thing, click the follow button so you can be suprised by the shit I say...I know I always am. United States Joined January 2017

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Charles Snark @snarktimonious

4 years ago

Child: I have to pee Wife: ok we're almost there sweetie Child: 5 Wife: Yeah 5 minutes Child: 4 Wife:... Child: 3 Wife: *serves car*

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Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel

5 years ago

I may have shouted fire in a crowded theater, but the people trampling each other were acting on their own!

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Jeff Flake @JeffFlake

5 years ago

It is impossible to watch today's impeachment trial and not be repelled, sickened and moved. There is no defense for former President Trump's actions on January 6th. None.

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Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell

5 years ago

It's been more than a month since the Capitol attack and not a word has been uttered from the #BlueLivesMatter crowd about the bravery and heroism of Officer Eugene Goodman. I wonder why they're so silent...

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HK-47 @HK47_Actual

5 years ago

Query: Can you imagine throwing away your chance to be in one of the most popular shows of the past two years, just to spout bigotry and mindless conspiracy theories and simp for a failed reality TV host trying to overturn our democracy? Adios, meatbag! io9.gizmodo.com/gina-carano-is…

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Charles Snark @snarktimonious

5 years ago

So I wouldn't go get the ball that flew awry in my yard, so my daughter called me a fucking chicken. Apparently she learned it at school. She's in pre-school.

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Charles Snark @snarktimonious

5 years ago

#JuneteenthDay the day white people rebranded slavery as systemic racism.

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Charles Snark @snarktimonious

6 years ago

My kid just shouted "Goddamnit!" in the middle of Ollie's, because she didn't get an inflatable Santa. I am nailing this parenting thing.

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Charles Snark @snarktimonious

6 years ago

Dems: Mueller time! News: Oh shit! Mueller! Trump: Go back 2 ur country, lol! News: Racist! Dems: News! Focus! Mueller! News: Oh shit, Mueller! Mueller: Trump meets definition of criminal. News: Impea... Trump: Baltimore=infested! News: Racist! Dems: Seriously, News?

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Charles Snark @snarktimonious

6 years ago

If anyone has material possessions and sees a brother or sister in need but has no pity on them, how can the love of God be in that person? Dear children, let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth. — 1 John 3:17

Vice President Mike Pence Archived @VP45

6 years ago

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Charles Snark @snarktimonious

6 years ago

@KatiePavlich The system works!....in favor of a guilty white man....again.

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RAGE 2 @rage

7 years ago

Follow and RT for a chance to win this custom Dreamcast -- and yes, it actually plays #RAGE2! beth.games/2Li5irJ

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Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist

7 years ago

Trump supporters are chanting “lock her up” right now about Dianne Feinstein simply because they don’t like her. The “angry mob” is the Republican party.

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God @TheTweetOfGod

7 years ago

It’s getting to where men can’t do something awful without being accused of having done it.

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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact

7 years ago

'We all look at Kavanaugh and we see some similarities to things that happened in our lives.' — This man perfectly described what it means to live in a rape culture

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Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY

7 years ago

The confirmation of the next SC justice will come down to Senators from states whose pop. are 0.23% (AK), 0.41% (ME) and 0.56% (WV) of the US. Next time you ask whether your vote matters, think about the outsized effect voters in those states now have on the future of our nation.

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Donald J. Trump ........................... ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @realDonaldTrFan

7 years ago

It worked! Senater Susan Collins of Maine will vote for Kavanaugh! All I needed to do was to publically MOCK a sexual assault victim & MY Republicans laughed along with me! Can’t wait to mock more women! The only people who can stop me now are those STUPID suburban women voters!

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The Hummingbird 🐦 @SaysHummingbird

7 years ago

YUP, YOU READ THAT RIGHT --> Kavanaugh supporters held a ‘rally’ for him. Only 6 people showed up shareblue.com/kavanaugh-supp…

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw

7 years ago

A president who is under investigation for conspiring in the subversion of his own election and obstruction of justice apparently rigged the investigation of his Supreme Court nominee, who thinks presidents shouldn’t be investigated.