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@rebecca_rigney A while indeed. Glad to hear you're doing well.
I told you it would be hard to tweet from jail. Not that anyone has asked where I've been or anything.
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Kids send dick pics. Men send a photocopy of their pay stub.
I haven't tweeted in a week. Where the fuck did all these new followers come from?
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*tries to stay awake long enough to Ambien-tweet*
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Calm down! I didn't say he doesn't bite. What kind of person just ambles up to an intoxicated octopus & pets it? He says you taste awful.
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No officer my speech isn't slurred I'm just talking in cursive.
I go hard. Because I haven't masturbated in a few days. Whoops. That should have been cum, not go. My bad.
I just peed someone's pube off the urinal rim, so don't tell me I'm not an environmentalist.
Breezy Bear @cantdoitlikeBre
513 Followers 724 Following
KianaDiego Rodriguez @OnlyOneKian
16 Followers 163 Following
TallCool Woman @TasteLikHoney69
441 Followers 723 Following Nice girl, having Naughty thoughts. Here to have a lil fun.
AWholeLotOfClass @Mud_N_Sass
236 Followers 468 Following I try to interact that doesnt mean I want your D! Retweet me. Cause I like it.
The Great Gatsby @grt_gatsby
1 Followers 63 Following No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his Ghostly Heart.
Matheau Howard @spike31tom
71 Followers 103 Following
Casper Kai @eAlexmartinezf
304 Followers 1K Following Casper Alexander is a Salvadorian American Actor, Writer and Painter. Aka Edwin or Kai. Current blog is titled MOVIE REVIEWS, Is the owner of Funes Productions
Amber @ambamthankyamam
20K Followers 4K Following I wrote some good tweets back in 2013. Recovering selfie addict. I still laugh at nutsack jokes. Travel Agent extraordinaire.
Brian O'Sullivan @osullivanauthor
99K Followers 96K Following NEW YORK TIMES BEST-ISH SELLING AUTHOR https://t.co/zoTj3bHEK6
Russ @rapidcitynurse
1K Followers 916 Following
GreatEloquency @GreatEloquency
799 Followers 2K Following #Metal #Artisan #INFJ #Spiritual #FormerFrontGirl #LOVE #Promoter #TwinFlame #MUSIC #POET #VeniVidiVici #TeamRun #Astronomy #Inventor #MovieBuff
Cooper @2_SC00PS
170 Followers 1K Following Lawrence native. Jayhawks and Kansas City sports fan. Observer of Detroit area sports. Former golf pro. Fan of movies, music, gifs, memes and crappy photoshops.
Amber @trapgoddsshawty
691 Followers 1K Following
Noki @Nautula
359 Followers 1K Following I have a weakness for vampires, cheese,feather pillows and a tall glass of Guinness. I'm in my own little world and we likes it precious!
Kenna Lamas @ShesSoNerdy
1K Followers 774 Following Model. Star Wars Aficionado. Writer. Designer. Lover of beautiful words, passion and wife of @lorenzolamas
R.Gee @RGee37
182 Followers 534 Following This is the most fun game I've ever played. When does it end?
allison tanenhaus @atanenhaus
5K Followers 4K Following 🍭 Trippy Glitch Art and Op Art (since 2015) 😻 Cats (since idk) 🐈⬛ she/her
Dookstank @dookstank314
242 Followers 686 Following Professional high fiver, and occasionally administer IQ test to neighborhood cats.
Nick Crull @NCrull
36 Followers 217 Following
Courtney @Discourt
6K Followers 3K Following I hate when I have sex and then I accidentally have three kids and then I can't hear anything because EVERYONE IS FUCKING YELLING!!
CanadianInTraining @URKidnRite
3K Followers 4K Following Cluttering up timelines like jellybeans that fall into your junk drawer. Sorry. Over 40 & married.like every other creeper. Propensity to say Why Me? in private
Kobbejaeger @Kobbejaeger
3K Followers 3K Following Demotivational speaker, in need of shoes. Undertakers dig me.
$7.50 @SemFitty
2K Followers 1K Following
KnoWhatI'mSayin'? @kev_dawg_
12K Followers 11K Following One day I’ll write a bio that doesn’t give clues on how old I am. Anyway, I’ve been a big fan of the original Star Wars ever since I saw it at the theaters.
Lazor @Lazor2828
21K Followers 12K Following Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy- South Florida/ pro-shopper. Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.
solidanaconda @solidanaconda
156 Followers 444 Following Seeing radiant heat at wavelengths between 5 and 30 μm.
Tom (#Rage) @BaileysIrishTom
1K Followers 1K Following Give your scorn as easy as you give respect. Mixing crypto.twitter with funny.twitter and a small bit of handicap twitter
ok @FinalEnd4641
9K Followers 7K Following
ZombieMommy @ZombieMommy523
2K Followers 3K Following Wife. Mommy. Daughter. Sister. Friend. These are the relationships that define me. I go Geek for Science, Vodka, and Zombies....Sapiosexual.
Fuck you, Bernadette @kelseywompus
366 Followers 2K Following
Amy @Yes_ImAmy
4K Followers 3K Following
Concerned Sir Guy @ConcernedSirGuy
3K Followers 178 Following I'm the best friend you always knew you had but were too afraid to ask your pet unicorn where I live
Brian O'Sullivan @osullivanauthor
99K Followers 96K Following NEW YORK TIMES BEST-ISH SELLING AUTHOR https://t.co/zoTj3bHEK6
Everything_is_fine �... @kindafunnypat
422 Followers 792 Following I buy and sell stuff- nothing on here is investment advice. My strategies aren’t for you.
Amber @ambamthankyamam
20K Followers 4K Following I wrote some good tweets back in 2013. Recovering selfie addict. I still laugh at nutsack jokes. Travel Agent extraordinaire.
CanadianInTraining @URKidnRite
3K Followers 4K Following Cluttering up timelines like jellybeans that fall into your junk drawer. Sorry. Over 40 & married.like every other creeper. Propensity to say Why Me? in private
Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan
8K Followers 2K Following Comedian (Comedy Central, MTV), writer. Most importantly, died on Celebrity Ghost Stories. Also: horror movies.
Rachel Doesn’t Like... @RAAnonsense
3K Followers 2K Following Non-professional singer, writer, dancer & fast kicker. Mommy. Animal rights. News junkie. Book reviewer. Modern-day hippie. Totally douchey vegetarian. #Resist
Kenna Lamas @ShesSoNerdy
1K Followers 774 Following Model. Star Wars Aficionado. Writer. Designer. Lover of beautiful words, passion and wife of @lorenzolamas
Amber @trapgoddsshawty
691 Followers 1K Following
Swagger @SwagDiggidy
673 Followers 1K Following A lot of making fun of people. Marathoner. Cigar smoker. Yes each of those makes the other difficult.
なったん @MrsHMHawkins
677 Followers 779 Following
Kobbejaeger @Kobbejaeger
3K Followers 3K Following Demotivational speaker, in need of shoes. Undertakers dig me.
Jason Biggs @JasonBiggs
382K Followers 906 Following
Holy GoLightly @MadamBetteNoire
10K Followers 2K Following your heinous / utter fuckery / chimerical brew / the thorn in your side
$7.50 @SemFitty
2K Followers 1K Following
KnoWhatI'mSayin'? @kev_dawg_
12K Followers 11K Following One day I’ll write a bio that doesn’t give clues on how old I am. Anyway, I’ve been a big fan of the original Star Wars ever since I saw it at the theaters.
Lazor @Lazor2828
21K Followers 12K Following Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy- South Florida/ pro-shopper. Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.
Tom (#Rage) @BaileysIrishTom
1K Followers 1K Following Give your scorn as easy as you give respect. Mixing crypto.twitter with funny.twitter and a small bit of handicap twitter
ok @FinalEnd4641
9K Followers 7K Following
sara @SomthinBoutSara
30K Followers 515 Following
ZombieMommy @ZombieMommy523
2K Followers 3K Following Wife. Mommy. Daughter. Sister. Friend. These are the relationships that define me. I go Geek for Science, Vodka, and Zombies....Sapiosexual.
Caren @Caren_Kaboom
366 Followers 242 Following I love wine-bitches love wine. Dental hygienist who will bite when provoked. : p 18 + I like my men and my tweets dirty.
El @Fitz_Elary
1K Followers 784 Following OG Bog Witch. #VikingReenactment. Writer. Goth. She/Her. #N7 #GreyWarden. #Solesurvivor. https://t.co/foehM5nw6B
sammy starfish @FancyCookinMofo
817 Followers 373 Following Being an asshole means never having to say you're sorry. 18+
Monica @MBittersweet25
6K Followers 3K Following
Tee @_Skirow_
414 Followers 162 Following
Me Sasquatch @MeSasquatch
8K Followers 91 Following Sasquatch live in deep woods. Me tweet deep thoughts. And shallow thoughts.
Christine @2loony1
2K Followers 2K Following Politically incorrect & socially unacceptable. Enjoys tomfoolery, shenanigans and hijinks.
Grumble @wisemanirrvrent
3K Followers 4K Following Married to my beautiful Goddess. Proud and dedicated father. ON VACATION FOR THE WEEK! HAVE FUN EVERYONE!
elisha katelyn @Elishakatelyn
6K Followers 7K Following Don't bother lying to me, I find everything out.Trends for United States
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