snipthia @snipthieh
UofHawaii then ... Post Graduate studies at the University of What Some Bloke in the Pub Told Me ... Fred Colon/Terry Pratchett The Lazy Turnip Inn for now Joined November 2013-
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early bird gets the worm! So does the late bird. They all get worms all the time; there's tons of those things. Relax, there will be worms.
If I ever become Queen of England and have to knight someone, I'll whisper "I've been drinking all morning" right as I raise the sword.
People@AshleeJROConner you followed Neil Tyson, your bio then your tweets
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
#FilmPrequels The Lion, The Witch and a Trip to IKEA
"@GeorgeTakei: This is how you know your cat is fully charged. "
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I swallowed my NyQuil with a 5 Hour energy and a latte and now my pet unicorn Steve and I are off to bake cheesecakes.
.@Disneyland Remember years ago a kid that refused to leave the Country Bear Jamboree? Took 11 security guards to drag him off? ... Hi. :)
I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
“@ShmooReport: Funny ” one for u @BigBearF1 lol
"You have to look at the big picture" - Aggressive museum guard
You always start me googling "@iantweetz: #MondayBlogs Blog archive: Clive James bit.ly/17yXDoD"
Bears never maul for no reason. Often it’s something as simple as the victim was wearing white shoes after labor day.
Apparently, Ctrl-Alt-Del isn't an acceptable way to end a relationship.
I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream.
Pets' names that are good to shout in the park - Heathcliff, Stella, Wilma, Adrian. You're welcome.

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