Soapstains @soap_stains

I'm not like other guys, I'm a guy who severely misunderstands 9/11 and gets very scared every September He/Him/They/Them youtu.be/OC9RI8_QYmw up my own ass Joined December 2018

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Soapstains @soap_stains

11 months ago

I think I'll delete twitter now and probably tiktok too. No more social media for me, I think I'll buy a big coat potentially and travel the railway lines until I find a new town and a new name. I might get a harmonica perhaps

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Soapstains @soap_stains

11 months ago

Man I'm terrified for Palestine

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Soapstains @soap_stains

11 months ago

Yikes

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Soapstains @soap_stains

11 months ago

There's an election coming up in ireland and it's scary and stressful but at least the american ones are funny like this image has been cracking me up for the last 10 minutes

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Soapstains @soap_stains

11 months ago

She daring my devil till its red

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Soapstains @soap_stains

11 months ago

Man I genuinely feel bad for everybody in the states. This week must be really stressful unironically

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Soapstains @soap_stains

11 months ago

I want Mr Beast to be notified when I die

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vic @friccvicc

11 months ago

one time i dated a boy and had no idea how coked up he was. we’d go to a party and he would be doing sets of burpees and id be like ya thats just sam. he asked the birthday girl to put her car in neutral so he could push it down the street. i was like haha sorry hes a lil hyper

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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe

11 months ago

Darkly funny that every time Chappell Roan asserts herself as a real person worthy of respect, a bunch of teenagers on here shake their heads and go “she’ll never make it in this town” like talent agents in the 70s

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Soapstains @soap_stains

12 months ago

The Apprentice was fucking mental, I loved that way more than I thought I would. They better give my boy Jeremy Strong an Oscar for that

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Soapstains @soap_stains

12 months ago

Sometimes I need to remind myself that like 50% of hasan pikers audience especially the loud ones on twitter are like 16

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Soapstains @soap_stains

12 months ago

Just put the fries in the bag mr president

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Soapstains @soap_stains

12 months ago

I would've shown Jim Croce a good life

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Soapstains @soap_stains

12 months ago

Don Mcclean isn't appreciated enough

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🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 🍸 @EvilLargeBug

12 months ago

They’re fucking that shit UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Soapstains @soap_stains

12 months ago

I deleted tiktok today just as a first step towards becoming a better person and then sat on the toilet to take a shit and instinctively went to pull up tiktok and was horrified to find it gone

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Soapstains @soap_stains

a year ago

Trump used to be such a funny poster. Elon letting tweets get this long is easily one if the worst changes he made and he made a lot of fucking stupid changes

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

a year ago

Trump used to be such a funny poster. Elon letting tweets get this long is easily one if the worst changes he made and he made a lot of fucking stupid changes

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The Craziest Book Ever Written @TheCraziestBook

2 years ago

During the 1933s, the term "BLOW JOB" was used among military pilots who considered the usage of their planes for blow jobs. However, during the same period, prostitutes used the term to refer to providing fellatio to clients. Their meaning prevailed. #facts #factsmatter