soap of the day @soapotd
Parody account. Timely soaps brought by our brilliant crew of Soapers. Not affiliated with Jerma985. @soapunished - Leader's art thesoaphub.straw.page Joined July 2021-
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I saw it. There's a universe parallel to ours in which soaps skin humans as a form of ASMR, purely for entertainment. They record themselves slowly peeling away the layers of human bodies, skin, muscle tissue, then bone. There's even an account called Human Of The Day.
I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I endlessly repent and you always forgive me for what I've done. You have accepted the fact that you must keep dying at my hands no matter what form you take - soap or not. Killing you over and over and over again is as easy as breathing.
The rapture was supposed to take place today so I sold all of my belongings on Facebook Marketplace and gambled away all the money I had. So much for that, am I right? Can I crash at anyone's place tonight? Still gotta get to work tomorrow but I don't even have shoes anymore
Check out this video I found on LiveLeak: Soap rips biggest fart known to man, Begins spewing dark blood, Fucking dies. Hilarious!
Incompetent fools. I can fit any soap on earth on my header if I want to. And everything that isn't a soap too, of course. I can literally do anything, anywhere. Do not fear me - accept my divinity.
"Whoa, it's bisexual, I didn't know that!" I say, seeing today's Soap Of The Day. "By the way, I'm bisexual," the soap responds
Hm? What's so funny? There's nothing particularly interesting or witty about today's Soap Of The Day but you guys really seem to be in a great mood. Alas, nobody in the Soap Of The Day HQ wants to tell me whether something good happened...
Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my soaps in tar and they scream loud as fuuuuck😂
.:*･' My #soaptwt itro .:*･' Soap Of The Day ☆〜（ゝ。∂） Age: 79teen *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡ Sexuality: bi Likes: Ppl, soap Dislikes: Death, murder etc Sexuality: straight ★彡 like+rt to form a parasocial relationship with me ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ"
Sometimes I chuckle at my own posts. But then it occurs to me that I must remain humble or else I won't go to heaven so I repeatedly punch myself in the gut until I can't breathe anymore and pass out. Life's all about keeping that healthy balance.
So... Am I the only one who finds this weird? Like... they're real, living humans. Uh, I mean real, living soaps. I think you're irredeemably evil
So... Am I the only one who finds this weird? Like... they're real, living humans. Uh, I mean real, living soaps. I think you're irredeemably evil
SQUUUUEEE!!!!!! I just took these two male soaps and crushed them together. Then I proceeded to grind their shattered remains against each other- Oh my gosh you guys, the yaoi finally happened and it's doomed I- adggsfhhgyjhyrgb
I fear both life and death. What is there left for me?
Hating Labubus is Fascist because they're Ugly and go against traditional Beauty standards. If you have an issue with that you might have Problematic morals. EDIT: Thanks for -1 likes EDIT2: I just got a bomb sent to my house because of this tweet
In order to properly perceive the beauty of life, you must suffer. And sometimes you will suffer, suffer, suffer and you won't see the end of it. Then, once it subsides and the pain dulls, you will see all the allure of the world. You deserve to see how wonderful "living" is.
Can someone help? Soap Of The Day encouraged me to consume soap media. "It's not problematic media," they said. "It's soapgem." I did so, now I'm unwell and nauseous. Something is bubbling from my stomach up my esophagus. Did I accidentally consume soapslop? Serious answers only.
Hell is real and soaps are sinners. Thus, we've decided to start training their endurance so that once their time comes they'll be ready for the scorching flames of the eternal inferno.
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