Iwaizumi: Did you eat any dinner?
Oikawa: Of course I did, I had a salad
Oikawa: A fruit salad actually
Oikawa: It was mostly grapes
Oikawa: Okay, all grapes
Oikawa: Fermented grapes
Oikawa:
Oikawa: Wine, I had wine for dinner
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Daichi: On a scale of one to ten, you're a nine, because I'm the only one you need.
Suga: I'm a ten.
Daichi: No, it's a pickup li-
Suga: I. Am. A. TEN.
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Oik: what's a song that reminds you of me?
Iwa: *unlocks his phone to find a song*
Oik: *expecting something sweet*
Music: 🎶 I'm that bitch, been that bitch still that bitch 🎶
Oik:
Iwa: *holding back his laugh*
🎶 will forever be that bitch 🎶
Oik: you asshole
#iwaoi
Yamaguchi: how's it going, Kageyama?
Kageyama: well, I have this headache that comes and goes.
Hinata: hey, guys!
Kageyama: there it is again.
#kagehina#incorrectquotes#haikyuu
Asahi, staring at his phone: Suga, i have a question
Suga: What's up?
Asahi: What does 'thicc' mean?
Suga: Uh, well, uh, it means you have a nice butt.
Asahi:
Suga:
Asahi, squinting intently at his phone, whispers: what the fuck Nishinoya
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