soph @sophiagd3

I’m a thief and a shit kicker Joined April 2014

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horse dentist @equine__dentist

4 weeks ago

plans for today:

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thomas @nnepenthes

4 months ago

i was teaching a 21 year old how to do something at work today and she was watching a netflix series at the same time as me explaining stuff

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birdclump :) @jasminevdon

4 months ago

sorry but you simply cannot convince me that there’s a largescale conspiracy where violent gang members are flooding into our country to spend 30 years being my friend’s mom

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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot

4 months ago

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trash jones @jzux

5 months ago

“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

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Sponge 🦑🧽 ! #WEBOBBINGITTOSEARCHFORSQUAREPANTS @SussySpongey

6 months ago

putting these close ups next to eachother is killing me dude

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kenny @evilbeast382941

7 months ago

Ending my thesis paper with “but who gives a fuck what I think”

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Perfectly Paused SpongeBob Frames @PausedSponge

7 months ago

THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES

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lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin

7 months ago

How Bad Do U Want Me isn’t Taylor nachos… Gaga created the secret formula for these Nachos at her Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) Bistro and Taylor Swift followed that Nacho recipe for her 1989 Cantina…

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Chris Hay @AlsikkanTV

7 months ago

need the democrats to do more than wile e coyote 😭

Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury

7 months ago

need the democrats to do more than wile e coyote 😭

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the heart @Fredward3948576

7 months ago

*tv character referencing something I know* haha! very clever *tv character referencing something I don't know* pretentious drivel

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ᴅᴇᴅ ʙᴏᴏᴢʏɴꜱᴋɪ @shrugdeaIer

8 months ago

I LOVE VACCINES, AUTISM, ABORTIONS, HOMOSEXUALS, SEX/GENDER CHANGES AND CRIME.

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charlotte @CharlotteAbotsi

8 months ago

I can’t do 4 years of infographic carousels. Y’all gon have to start to killing people

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Cletus @cletus_

8 months ago

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big man nuc 🍊 (100/100) @Nuc004

9 months ago

reminder:

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zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant

9 months ago

anyway.

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soph @sophiagd3

9 months ago

Watching fleabag in the winter…. As if it couldn’t get any worse. All in one day too.

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carter hambley @carterhambley

9 months ago

bet it feels good af to stand here and scream and scream and scream

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SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte

9 months ago

Laura Palmer will always be the most important piece of David Lynch's legacy to me, because i will always see in her face the faces of women i know and have known who carry her pain with them, and in his kindness to Laura i see the kindness that so many have never received.