sp @spalex_andra

BR Joined June 2015

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yapdos @yapdoss

6 days ago

don’t sit next to me on an airplane I WILL READ YOUR TEXTS

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Travis Kelce @tkelce

15 years ago

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy

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Ria @spelldealr

2 weeks ago

lowkey nosy as fuck about ppls dynamics. like what do u guys mean to each other…? lol

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fräulein sansa 2.0 @bakkheian

3 weeks ago

how it feels to have laptop instead of phone screen time before bed

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folu @notfolu

3 weeks ago

I do think that if you have a pure heart you can see a spoiler and your brain will reject that memory when you consume the actual creative work

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Harry Hill @veryharryhill

a month ago

FaceTiming my friend after downing a cold brew

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April, Lost but Peaking @AprilTurtle_

a month ago

You rizz me up so I can stand on mountains

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any time i notice myself getting short tempered i go and read those early 2020s atlantic/new yorker personal essays about getting divorced at like 40 with 3 kids to remind myself that i need to be on my best behaviour for the rest of my life

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╋━ @vamptact

2 months ago

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cocks rifle @ilovetopiss

2 months ago

Omg

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lyssa @FITZLASSO

2 months ago

fitz's smirk gets me everytime like that's #real love real television

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Holger Lowe @studies_pain

2 months ago

@NTFabiano As a first born sibling, this reflects my strictly neutral empirical observations

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miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt

2 months ago

Let me tell you right now, Fitz wasn’t finna duck 😭

lyssa @FITZLASSO

2 months ago

Let me tell you right now, Fitz wasn’t finna duck 😭

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campbell g @rodeoman

2 months ago

how it feels to go to a different floor of your office

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TUNGSTEN🫀 @volcanoxve

2 months ago

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today

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Wild TikToks @wildtiktokss

2 months ago

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bald ann dowd @ali_sivi

2 months ago

i would be so bad at planning a bachelorette party. girl let's go get MRIs

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Sheera Talpaz @snarkademic

2 months ago

When I was growing up, my parents traveled pretty often, but they never took the same flight so that my brother and I wouldn't be orphaned in the event of a crash. Yes, I have clinical anxiety.

Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic

5 months ago

When I was growing up, my parents traveled pretty often, but they never took the same flight so that my brother and I wouldn't be orphaned in the event of a crash. Yes, I have clinical anxiety.