melizzo the rat @spankkler
🦡🥰 philly Joined October 2010-
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melizzo the rat retweeted
“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”
what if underwater creatures think they’re on land and we’re the ones underwater
crazy bc lady camden’s final lip sync should have won her an emmy alone
would love if someone could manifest some good vibes my way
oh my god im so excited i am forcing justin to go with me in nj
oh my god im so excited i am forcing justin to go with me in nj
if i don’t look like longwood gardens personified at my wedding i’ve failed myself
VINNy??? SHANGELA???!!!!
melizzo the rat retweeted
me staying muted in the zoom when my boss asks everyone how their weekend was
this is such a karen thing to be mad at but like …… god damn bitch why do we have this job then cause i would RATHER pump my own gas but if y’all getting paid to sit there all day u might as well do the 1 thing required of ur job!! what in the world
this is such a karen thing to be mad at but like …… god damn bitch why do we have this job then cause i would RATHER pump my own gas but if y’all getting paid to sit there all day u might as well do the 1 thing required of ur job!! what in the world
i’m just confused… lmk why in new jersey, the state that literally holds you at gunpoint while someone pumps your gas for you, i go to my local wawa and the 2 boys working just sit there and stare at me until i pump my OWN gas …..
good i can’t take this october 3rd joke for another fuckin year
good i can’t take this october 3rd joke for another fuckin year
i love my downstairs neighbors so much but why they talk so loud at night :((((( girly has to work
have we stopped to think maybe chris pine set this up to look like harry spit on him 🧐
have we stopped to think maybe chris pine set this up to look like harry spit on him 🧐
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