Derby Official/Skater/Fan || Australia || He/They || Ace || #derbytwitter lurker, brain safety advocate, inherently a gremlin Sydney, New South WalesJoined June 2018
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In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.
The results 🧵
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Did I buy a shirt with rubber ducks for a music festival? Do all of my housemates also own the shirt for other reasons? Are we going to be cute as heck when we wear them together at Christmas?
This is starting to play out around here, and even the die-hard officials that traditionally will comfortably travel 5 hours each way with less than a week's notice are just... not doing that. We've reached our breaking point.
Of all the things I've seen on this trip to Canada, it's the bloody wheels on the subway trains that got me to stand up and really pay attention.
Rubber tyres on a train, who would have thought.
Toronto had Spiderman. Montreal has a dishevelled Wish version of Bill Nye accusing me of being a Hells Angel and both refusing to talk to me, and refusing to leave me alone.
What is with this place?
Some skinny dude in the dirtiest spider man outfit on the planet just yelled at me because I wouldn't stop and take a photo with him.
Queue me, walking down the street with some weirdo yelling "come back here you sons of anarchy looking bitch"
Toronto, right?
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