sparrowshift @sparrowshift

Mostly fandom, sometimes posts about toys and paper marbling. 30+. She/her. Joined February 2020

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sparrowshift @sparrowshift

2 years ago

I joined a FB mom group in my city, hoping for daycare recommendations and maybe some mild parenting opinion drama but instead every question is like this.

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Lmao this old man from the mosque just said a few words in Arabic to my FIL then pulled out his wallet and shoved $100 in cash into baby Sparrow's car seat, where baby Sparrow was sitting. Just a generous tip for being a baby I guess?

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sparrowshift @sparrowshift

2 years ago

Rey resigns with a "I'm out of here, motherfuckers" and normally cranky sullen Ben stands up and gives an incredibly heartfelt speech about how wonderful she is and how her brilliant work will be missed. Everyone else: "...wait did Rey even ever work with him?"

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2 years ago

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sparrowshift @sparrowshift

2 years ago

Seriously what does this equation even mean.

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sparrowshift @sparrowshift

2 years ago

My friend is going through doctor ethics training and it's full of useless non-graphs like this, I'm dying.

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sparrowshift @sparrowshift

2 years ago

Because I'm a one-track-mind idiot: Rey is the hamster Ben hates.

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sparrowshift @sparrowshift

2 years ago

Me: so I've been really getting into slime molds - Mr Sparrow: no. Me: hmmm...but what if... Him: you're going to forget to feed it once and it's going to roam the house in search of food. Me: okay, maybe that's a fair assessment.

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sparrowshift @sparrowshift

2 years ago

Baby Sparrow is home and up to his old hijinks! (Trying to eat cords, growling, sticking his hands in mouths that aren't his, eating books, saying aboo). Laparoscopic surgeries are truly amazing.