Speckled Llama @speckledllama
Semantic heckler. Cynic. Fat lard. United States Joined December 2022-
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Some thinking meat sacks shouldn’t breed.
I sue tubes all the time.
Because he has s eating with two forks, one of which has a spoon on the other end. Unless he is in a tent there is no excuse for this.
Because he has s eating with two forks, one of which has a spoon on the other end. Unless he is in a tent there is no excuse for this.
I own women but mommy and daddy can’t tell me what to do because I’m a big boy now.
I own women but mommy and daddy can’t tell me what to do because I’m a big boy now.
What the hell
Literary brilliance in short form.
Literary brilliance in short form.
This is some Dunning-Krueger shit in the wild.
This is some Dunning-Krueger shit in the wild.
Don’t take the lawn to your hands.
You shouldn’t stop foot anyway.
I give it a 7.
Speckled Llama retweeted
@interesting_aIl Bagotry.
Is Intermittent Capitalization Disorder in the DSM?
Leave Beyoncé out of your crazy talk.
https://t.co/UCLWZVfoRo
I’m have been out here making fun of bad grammar many times.
I’m have been out here making fun of bad grammar many times.
Preach.
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