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Having fun Joined October 2022-
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Imagine explaining college conference names to somebody with no context. “This is the Big 12.” “It has 12 teams?” “It has, like, between 16 and 24.” “How many teams are in the Big 10?” “I’ve lost count but I want to say 37.” “The Pac-12 must be crazy.” “They have two.”
Kroenke and Jones lose on the same day. Make it a national holiday.
Thank You, Sergeant Powell
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The #EmergencyAlertSystem test didn’t make me a zombie, but it did put the latest #U2 album on my phone.
Make it make sense
Irish people counting be like: 1 2 🌲 4 5
St. Louis native @MetroBoomin but if Craig Berube was sampled…
Sam Bankman-Fried: I don’t know where $10 billion dollars went The Pentagon: We don’t know where $2.2 trillion dollars went The IRS: You just sent $601.37 don’t forget to report it.
Two guys from the same town getting to live their childhood dreams😏🇺🇸 Bet nobody had that on their bingo cards?
nothing today will top this Thanksgiving moment
BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.
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I just realized something: I am going to be single forever because, just like my Twitter DMs, my messages on dating apps go unanswered.
Imagine marrying the “low maintenance” girl and ending up with 500 animals and a mini farm that requires 24/7
Post a pic of you with long hair… Ohhhhh the college days when I never cut my hair and let the sun lighten it until it was golden
I haven't been ignoring anyone. Been in bed all morning with a migraine. Talk later. Take care of yourselves 😘🙏
It’s Kentucky Derby Week!! I have a big party to attend Saturday! I’m going to be sharing all the fun live!
Getting another tattoo tomorrow after work - this time for my friend who passed away. It’s so fun having an ex boyfriend be a tattoo artist lol