sam 𓂺𓂺 @spitSamool

Joined December 2019

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ウータ @ikiki_onikudon

3 months ago

平均の意味が分かってない

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the heart @Fredward3948576

3 months ago

big spider on my wall I trust you Eat bug Keep distance

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the heart @Fredward3948576

3 months ago

Top 10 badass moments of solitude in my studio apartment

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Frasier Payne @MeinGottNiles

3 months ago

"My own son... literally blоwing Bаrаck Obаmа..." "DAD NO YOU'VE BEEN ONESHOTTED BY AI YOUR BOOMER MIND HAS NO DEFENSE FOR THIS WAAAIIIIT-"

The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr

3 months ago

"My own son... literally blоwing Bаrаck Obаmа..." "DAD NO YOU'VE BEEN ONESHOTTED BY AI YOUR BOOMER MIND HAS NO DEFENSE FOR THIS WAAAIIIIT-" https://t.co/HYhQ7BxaPA

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April Clark @autogynefiles

4 months ago

All ejaculation is premature. Patience, friends. The great orgasm is upon us

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hope @LAlNLAlN

4 months ago

the swell of her breasts was like a cool and epic sports car, and the protrusion of her ass, similarly, was like another cool and tricked-out sports car, just a different make and model

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Tiny Gorilla @gorilla_tiny

5 months ago

Emotion is whats what make you special Dont try to be cool Be you

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gaming is so aesthetically unpleasant. waking up to my roommate frantically slapping the keys of his mechanical keyboard, letting out exasperated sighs of rage, the bright spinning rainbow lights. physically repulsive stuff, feels like im starting my day being spit on

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sam 𓂺𓂺 @spitSamool

7 months ago

why don’t men ever show a tasteful bit of bush with their outfits

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sam 𓂺𓂺 @spitSamool

7 months ago

why do people with infinite money never ever do cool things. you don’t have to ever work again, why aren’t you getting a private pilots license or eating every type of fish? why does it always have to be teenage girls bro??????

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꧁꧂ @eat5G

8 months ago

What a Blessing it is, To Still have time on Earth ..

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sam 𓂺𓂺 @spitSamool

8 months ago

my roommate always falling asleep with his girlfriend on facetime it’s like i’m e-sleeping with her too

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lolt64🕵️ @lolt64

8 months ago

indiana jones fighting a burly henchman, getting roughed up, indy acts like somethings behind the guy but he laughs and doesnt look, indy runs away, now the henchman is second guessing, he hazards a glance and there's quintillions of orc berserkers

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sam 𓂺𓂺 @spitSamool

8 months ago

i love the five minutes after eating toffee where all the divots in ur teeth are filled and your jaw feels so snug

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sam 𓂺𓂺 @spitSamool

8 months ago

my freshman year frat bro roommate asking me if i’m gay gets hugely recontextualized by me now finding his secret tiktok account for following twinks

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the heart @Fredward3948576

9 months ago

Wasn’t really into human music this year tbh. If that’s your thing that’s cool, but me personally I like hearing birds chirp and trees sway, I liked listening to water flow. Worms tunneling and such, That’s music to me

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billy @billyhumblebrag

a year ago

"OK shoot." "Maybe it's a brain tumor? A tumor in the temporal lobe could cause psychiatric symptoms." "CT scan was clean. What else?" "Wernicke's encephalopathy?" "Patient isn't an alcoholic and doesn't have the classic ataxia. You're all missing something."

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Sam @idontlikething

a year ago

Every once in a while I'm reminded of this tweet lol it just won't go away

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Will Sennett @Senn_Spud

a year ago

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father